1. ‘Tell me the truth, I won’t beat you’ This was the tactic they used when they were trying
to get you to confess to a wrongdoing. The truth
never set anyone free.

2. ‘Borrow me some of the money your Aunty gave you, I’ll pay you back.’ They never paid back, and when you ask, they’d mention all the things they do for you for free.

3. ‘Oya go and wear your shoes, I’m waiting for you.’ By the time you come back with the shoes, they’d be nowhere to be found.

4. ‘I always came first in class’. If everyone’s parents came first in class, then who
came second?

5. If you sit near a boy, you’d get pregnant As if pregnancy is transmitted through mere skin
contact.

6. Mummy’s tummy is big because she ate too much This was the lie they used to explain pregnancy.

7. If a lizard sees your teeth it won’t grow back They just made up a random lie so we wouldn’t flash our missing teeth everywhere.

Lala... Carry go

If u spit on d ground n someone else steps on it, u will hv sore throat or lose ur voice.

Lol

Just in case...

Give the money let me hold, when we get home I will give you

still remembering how those tricks worked on me. chia childhood.