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sharperino: @360crest, i like the look and simplicity of your blog in mobile view.

Thanks I could give u d mobilepress theme if you want.

Guy 1: Bros, abeg borrow me your phone to
call my girlfriend, I no get credit now. Guy 2: No problem, just do quick (hands
phone to friend) Guy 1: Thank you guy. (dials girlfriend’s
number, makes a quick phone call and then
returns happy and excited) Guy 1: O boy, this your phone na correct
phone oh, shebi na bb? Guy 2: Yes oh, na blackberry smart phone. Guy 1: Kai, no wonder dem dey call am
‘smart phone’, the phone too know
something, you believe say as I type my
girlfriend number for your phone come dial
am, the thing show the number as ‘My love’,
how your phone take know say na my girlfriend I dey call ? chei, this your phone
smart no be small!

sureblogger: Thanks guys, @360crest and @fleps the site is very much responsive. Tested ok on all mobile device. What type of mobile device did u guy viewed the site on? So I could look into what might be the problem.

Your Theme isn't shhowing up well on my Blackberry curve 7 device.... The header is lost and same in my Tecno andoid phantom, but showing in my laptop, while not accept your faith and use dedicated mobile than responsive..... A dedivated mobile theme fits any device, and a erfect tOol for dat is cariithgon and mobilepress... I coould spear you my mobile press theme at www.360crest.com, I really like your content and style of write up.

1. A rich guy who buys his gf a BMW on
her birthday.
2. A poor guy who takes care of his gf
when she is sick, washes her clothes and
cleans her house, cook for her and bath her.
3. A poor guy who robs just to get money
so he can take his gf out on girls'night.
4. A high school guy who
saves #20everyday from his pocket money so he can have #100 on friday to
buy his gf airtime.
5. A college boy who exchanges his
Blackberry Z10 for Nokia 1100 with his gf
so she can chat with friends.
6. A loaded guy who gives his gf #100 000 every month but beats her up and
cheats on her

Tanks pals

funny computer vocabulary and i decided to share with
you. Technology has turned things around with new
meanings.
Note: Vocabulary is the body of words used in a
particular language
1. A Window was used to see the outside view.
2. A Ram was a male goat.
3. A Footprint was something you saw on the beach.
4. An Application was a request written on paper.
5. A Program was a radio and tv show.
6. A Cursor was someone who used foul language.
7. A Mouse was a small rodent animal.
8. A Keyboard was used in piano.
9. A HardDrive was rash driving on the road.
10. A Log was adding wood to fire.
11. A Cloud was something seen in sky.
12. A Virus was something that caused flu.
13. A Monitor was senior head of the class in school.
14. A Cookie was a biscuit.
15. A Mousepad was a place where a mouse lived.
16. A Cache was a place to hide something.
17. A Memory was something you lost with age.
18. A Language was human speech.
19. A Web was woven by a spider.
20. A Cut was done with knife.
21. Paste was done using glue.

Credit: www.360crest.com

Yes

@ sureblogger... Nice one.. Ur blo looks cool... But u are missing a few factor, ur blog iiznt responsive, people can't easily make a u turn on your blo, but consider uusing plugins like moblepress wuld make it a very easy mobile friendly website

Elooo fellow nairalanders , I am ready to design a professional website for web needers, for just 5,000 Preety cheap unh?, the website comes with any style you want, Css 3, Css, HTML 5, Web 2.0, XHTML, Blog and many more for just 5 thousand naira, if you ready you could always contact me via 360crest@gmail.com or via BBM @ 231C12E6.

I also offer article writing to blogs, if you need one, please do well to contact me, while we bargain on the price.

Sethuncahier: Yeah! I really like how you entertained criticism to make your blog better! Good bro! We are still together cos I would like to be a writer on your blog but not as a copy-paste blogger.

.... Any tim you reeady to be my wriiter am reeady to make u my contributer

Eloo... I created a forum on my blog www.360crest.com and in a way looking for users to come join me at the forum, and ask relative question, where we would find answers to those questions. Users have free opportunity too add, create and remove topic, immediately you register via this link; www.360cres.com/register-2 they can then create topics, and post topics at www.360crest.com/forums , thank you.

Nice one pepz... Had asked the guest to rewrite d topic... Woudnt have known without your help... I really enjoy wat u guys said.. And its. Infact of more help to me.... I appreciate thanks... Ats y we are Bloggers ..born t help.... Buut bro... I assure u..I wuldnt hhad gan google dsense if I copied content... D tendency iz dat keyword are liable to look alike and content different...after all... Google keyword planner gives same keyword to almost every one. On searching for a particular search term

fattbabakay: lmfao!!! Busted!!!

@please look closer its written by a guest.

Pleaase can you define copy pasted content?.... Who can freely write a phone spec, without it looking closly alike to others on the web....

Sethuncahier: Don't forget to join the writers lodge www.360crest.com/register-2 what are the benefits to enjoy as a writer in your blog? I would like join. Thanks

If yo eventually join and show consistent interest in becoming a writer, I would grant you admin access to write on my main blog,

and you would be the moderator in my forum. Dats nt all, I shall give u ... 5 blogging ebooks for free, some of which cost $169 each at amazon, and one of which iz written personally by me

.wait for it...... And this is the big one...... 360crest also offer a writing pay off to its best writers! .we write articles for other blogs and sites, but currently 3 of our writers are now being paid 8 thousand naira to write just 10 articles on other blogs. Which is beenn given by us.

However thiis offer is not given to every one.... Its given only yo our best writers.... Maen whiile ordinary users could enjoy the forum.

tempem: Lol!!
It's your blog, agreed!
But face the fact, you want traffic!!

HMMMM you don't see thinggs from my own perspective any way thanks for your concealment

tempem: Lol! Are we newbies? Don't worry about the list, take linda as a typical example.
Do anyone have to put her in a list before we know she's making it in the blogging world? Not really!
Keep your list too on your blog, and when those tech bloggers are making it, they'll be glad flaunting their hard earned money....
But bear in mind, it won't harm you or reduce the traffic on your blog if you drop those list.

#Owk thanks for your concealment.. However,am sure they are probably few things you could probably not know the main reason behind sharing this list.... You not a newbie granted ... I never made the list for you, I made it for Tech lovers and particularly newbie.

Am guess you don't possibly no the impact of duplicate content on a website, transfering same post ad sometimes made on a blog, to another is infact stupidity on my part, if you know more about duplicate content , you would know my excess of my attaching a link

I felt like creating this topic cause I really think t would be a motivational tool to many youngsters and bloggers in here so I created a topic on my blog. Titled TOP 10 Technology blogs in Nigeria, owned by Nigerian and built by a Nigerian.

Well since had written this article formerly @ www.360crest.com/2014/09/top-10-list-of-nigeria-best-technology-blog.html I adhere you to view the list so as to be motivated if you are planning on setting up your own blog soon, and want to tell you that its just a matter of time, yours would soon be in the list.

View List Here » www.360crest.com/2014/09/top-10-list-of-nigeria-best-technology-blog.html

Don't forget to join the writers lodge www.360crest.com/register-2

Thanks bro I can actually fix dat.

Thanks bro, but I need critics

Help Me review my 3 months old Blog, had once asked for review and Now I feel I need another review.

Well here are some Basic this you might judge me on.
1) I am Now ranking six Hundred Thousand (600,000 , and 4 thousand in Nigeria, you could check www.alexa.com/siteinfo/360crest.com
2) I now have a total of 150 post
3) I built a HTML tutorial Sub domain site name www.school.360crest.com
4) Its a WordPress Blog
5) I code my First Mobile Template name Crestpress MobilePress, which is now indexed in Google.
6) I further created my Firt wordpress anti spam Plugin, with this Few 3months www.360crest.com/2014/08/crest-spam-proof.html
7) Please run a Check on My Blog and tell me your View, maybe I might Grow more better.

The Blog is Just 3months old, you Could check First Post at www.360crest.com

Eloo Friend Here is my Newly Built WordPress Anti Spam Plugin, that kills pam Boots , with just a simple Method of Approach, simply by Accessing and Checking for Cookies and Java scripts on the user devices.

Believe Me You Would Like This Plugin.
Download Here »

http://www.360crest.com/2014/08/crest-spam-proof.html

Guest Blogging Is an Invitational Write up opportunity, but many Guest Bloggers take Guest Blogging as an Exploit to archive many things, I believe if you are chanced to Be a guest Bloggers its a Greater Privilege and Opportunity which so many Bloggers won't get. And Today, ama share some mistake which guest Bloggers Always make, when given that opportunity.
Read Here »
Read FULL ARTICLE Here
http://www.360crest.com/2014/08/3-frequent-mistake-most-guest-bloggers-make.html

dhtml: Spam bot, and human trolls don frustrate me tire for here, I had to resign from posting tutorials here. Where is that your php thread, either you reactivate it or start a new one.
Please i seriously need your help to fix an internet explorer bug, please reach me on www.facebook.com/dhtml5

Happy You I jut developed my wordpress Plugin to help stop spam both completely from causing harm to your Blog, and I would love you to give it a first try.

http://www.360crest.com/2014/08/crest-spam-proof.html

Thank me later.
By the ways am Neon Emmanuel

Joke of the Night
AKPOS: Do you have a Boyfriend?
GIRL: i don’t want a boyfriend this time.
AKPOS: Genesis 2:8-And Jehovah God went on to say:
“It is not good for the man to continue by himself. I
am going to make a helper for him, as a complement
of him.
GIRL: I don’t love you.
AKPOS: 1 John 4:8- .He that does not love has not
come to know God, because God is love
GIRL: Are you honestly speaking?
AKPOS: Mark 13:31- Heaven and earth will pass away,
but my words will not pass away
GIRL: But I’m still Busy
AKPOS: Ecclesiastes 3:1- For everything there is an
appointed time, even a time for every affair under
the heavens:
GIRL: And Why me?
AKPOS: Proverbs 31:29-There are many women that
have shown capableness, but you—you have
ascended above them all.
GIRL: What you liked me?
AKPOS: Song of Solomon 4:7- “You are altogether
beautiful, O girl companion of mine, and there is no
defect in you
GIRL: I’m not Beautiful
AKPOS: Proverbs 31:30-Charm may be false, and
prettiness may be vain; [but] the woman that fears
Jehovah is the one that procures praise for herself.
GIRL: What you want to happen?
AKPOS: 2 Corinthians 2:4-For out of much tribulation
and anguish of heart I wrote YOU with many tears,
not that YOU might be saddened, but that YOU might
know the love that I have more especially for YOU.
GIRL: (smiles) then, I love you too.
We’re TOGETHER
lols so Akpos know bible like this.... Please one name
for Akpos

My blog: http://www.360crest.com - Tech and Tutorial blog

I have onlly 200 naira to offer

Mine is www.360crest.com

Wat I want u guys is to help me create is a banner like any of those on nairaland ad section, I would want sometin like
for #200 naira. Size 318 x 106
Are you Bored ??
Then log onto
360crest.com
For webmaster tips and tech news

But nairaland won't accept any ad more than 318, x 106 dimension, had created many but the say it shuldnt be 0.30 inch greater than the dimension given

The text should be

Are you Bored ??
Then log onto
360crest.com
For webmaster tips and tech news

But nairaland won't accept any ad above more than 318, x 106, had created many but the say it shuldnt be 0.30 inch greater than the dimension given

An ads for nairaland

Please can any one help me create a logo for my blog name 360crest.com... Please any one interested should know that the file size must not exceed 30KB and the size is 380 x 106 .. Please contact me if you are interested

The Anatomy of a school life.

I bet you to prove me wrong, in a class there is always a proud girl who feels her dad is rich,
there is always a simple girl, who is the center of attraction by all male, there is always a boy whom all girls die for, there is always a funny type,there is always a bully, there is always one whom all teachers like, there is always a quite boy, a quite girl, a quite boy that have over 5 gal frnds and 15 ex, there is always a guy who wants to date every gal, there is always an ITK, there is always the most dullest, and they is always does even when in skull or not aren't noticed, there is always an artists,there is always a guy who show he is rich, and a gal who is always like who needs guys money?, there is always a turn boy and a turn girl, there is always me, there is always us, and that's why we would never forget school life.


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