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My mouth done full wit spit

This is purely politics... Nigeria Police going to the bush to do what?. They are just trying to jeopardize the name of APC.... Come to think of it... I never knew politicians to be dumb, if they want to discard a thing like that... They could have used Total burning and destruction, than to keep it in a bush....

I wonder when we would come to see things the way they really are..

That our words are worthless in the society.

Had quite watching news ,political debates and interviews, cause it changes nth...

An average Nigerian value and cherish there life, than to go for protest.

One funny irony about it all is that, you acquisition and wealth makes you restless, and make you soil your hands with dirty and disgusting things.

You would Not take even a wheel of a tire of 90 cars you have to the grave.

The poorness of a poor man is what makes is Sleep enjoyable, but the richness of a rich man, is what makes him restless.


Nonetheless, let's fold our hands and see where the psychological trophy leads them too.

Pals... Plz read this short prayer with me.

Our father in the heavens , may your will take place and may your kindgom come,as it is in heavens also upon earth.

Just say Amen.

Some one said it, am nt sure. Jst wanted to.

Ey bro tanks. How do I go about activating d plan?

Won't lie its a perfect plan for me with my constant youtube video uploads, it saves me more data and tym.... Well ama try it some day.

Am using bb curve 9320 and it has 'mobile
hotspot' I put it on, connected with my laptop
and it did connect to d phone via d 'mobile
hotspot'. Even had 'internet connection'
showing on d laptop. But tried browsing with d
browsers and they wouldn't load a page. So am
just tryn2 knw if I'd have to put any settings in
d pc browser. Am using mtn on ma bb by d
way (unlimited bundle)

Persoanlly am more confused dan u.... I taught buying a BB curve 4 wuld hlp me save more data... If I tether d hotspot on it... Bt its nw working each time I connect it to my laptop... It shows connected bt don't have internet access and consumes my credit instead.... By d ways... Plz how much iz d cheapest subscription on moderm

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Random thoughts and questions.
1. Dangote's daughter cheated on me and you say I
should break up? Don't you know that Love is all about
forgiveness.
2. Beloved sisters in the Lord, if your boyfriend can finish
5
loafs of bread and 2 fishes; you are dating 5000 people.
3. A boy I beat up back then in primary school is now in
the US Army. He poses with guns on Facebook, and
looks
like he hasn't forgotten.
4. One stone is enough to break a glass, one word is
enough to break a heart, one second is enough to fall in
love BUT Why is one chapter not enough to pass
exams?
5. When you see a Nigerian couple outside staring at the
moon, It's either NEPA (Nigeria's Electricity company)
took the light or they are waiting for the smell of the
insecticide to subside.
6. I just saw a Tricycle (Keke Napep) with an inscription
"Trust No woman" I have a feeling that guy once had a
range rover.
7. Behind every successful man they must be a woman.
I have to increase the number of woman I have, to
become the most successful man.
8. If you want to change the world, do it now that you
are
still single, because when you get married, you can't
even
change the T.V station..

JOKE:
Akpors was on a ship with an American and a
German, just when they were in the middle of the
ocean, the devil appeared from the sea and said to
them: "I want you to drop something into the sea, if i
find it you die, but if i don't,you live". The American
quickly plucked a button from his shirt and threw it
into the sea, the devil went into the sea and came up
with the button. ''see!'' he said and swallowed the
American. The German threw a pin into the sea, the
devil went in again and came out with the pin. ''See!''
he said and swallowed him too. Now it was Akpors'
turn, he thought to himself for a little while, then he
smiled, reached into his bag and brought out a
sachet of pure water, then he opened it and poured
the water into the sea holding back the sachet. He
said to the devil, ''Oya begin find water inside water
na, Idiot! Even devil fear Akpors that day!
One word for Akpors this time around?

Oowk...

Pennah: d teacher weh giv dis xam must be drunk nd also he ddnt chek wot he tot so far

it seems you never schooled in Ghana.. This is just a tip of an iceberg

School days
EXAMPLE
3 + 7= 10
ASSIGNMENT
6 + 8=________
HOME WORK
9 + 9 = ________
EXAMINATION
7y+12x-32+16y+ 15x18y+36x(+23)/2=
Is dis fair?

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Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a
neighbor & decided to go to a calm place to share
the lot equally.
One of them suggested the nearby cemetery.
As they were jumping the big gate to enter the
cemetery, two oranges fell out of the big bag but
they didn't bother to pick them since they had
enough in the bag.
Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a
bar, passed near the cemetery gate & heard a
voice saying: "One For Me, One For U, One For
Me, One For U".....
He immediately sobered up & ran as fast as he
could to a church nearby, for the priest.........
..............
"Father, pls come with me . Come & witness God
& satan sharing corpse at the cemetery"......
They both ran back to the cemetery gate & the
voice continued: "One For Me, One For U, One For
Me, One For U'............
Suddenly, the voice stopped counting & said:
"What About The Two At The Gate?"...........
Come see marathon race!.........
The priest almost ran pass the church
gate..shouting:"We Are Not Dead Yet oohh!!!".

JOKE:
Akpors was driving across the street when he
spotted a mob beating a guy who apparently was a
thief.
Everybody was dishing out blows, even kids.
Akpors stopped his car and headed straight to the
scene.
He pulled his jacket.
With his shirt and tie, he entered the mob and landed
a heavy slap on the thief’s left eye.
As soon as Akpors slapped him, the thief started
talking; I will confess o, i will confess.
The mob chanted; Confess! Thief! Leave him, let him
confess.
Everybody stopped beating him.
The thief pointed at Akpors and shouted; Look! This
man here is my boss. He is the one that send us
everyday.
The thief did not finish talking when all the beatings
were transferred to Akpors.
Akpors’ face became swollen.
Blood was oozing all over him and he fell down.
The thief shouted again; It’s a lie o. I don’t know him.
It’s a mistaken identity.
The thief then turned to Akpors and whispered; !
Next time mind your business. Did I come to steal
your thing?
What do you think of Akpors this time around?