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Naija Game Of Thrones. by Bibors(m): 9:18am On Feb 08, 2017
A Game of Clones.
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Part 1: The Great Deception.

And so Muhammadu the Incorrupt of House Buhari, first of his name, Elected King of the Six Geopolitical Kingdoms under the Banner of Change and Lord of the Fulani, went abroad on vacation in the very time winter came- knowing full well that Winter had come.

He turned a deaf ear to the advice of Lord Lamido of House Sanusi the former Master of Coin and now present Warden of the North Central. He followed the ways of the Mad King Sani of House Abacha and put his family members as principalities, while he broke the laws of the land at will to punish and imprison his personal enemies. He proclaimed that the Mad King Sani was never mad and sent ravens throughout the realm telling the people that King Sani never milked the Treasury. He broke faith and allegiance with his Kingmaker, the Lord Bola of House Tinubu, Warden of the West.

To his immense credit, he waged a good war against the The Boko Hararmy of the Undead- a war still ongoing, but he also authorized the Kinslayer Nasiramsey of House El Rufai to treat and sup with and pay off the Whitewalker Herdsmen even after they had murdered men women and children just because they served The Lord Of Light.
But when the Eastlanders who desired a King in the East rose and protested peacefully, he came down on them hard killing many.

In his time all meals doubled in price, and trading with other realms became as hard as getting an interest-free loan from the Iron Bank of GTBravos. The kingdom of Naijaros's coins traded for five hundred and five Buhari pieces to one Trump coin- almost three times the going fare when Goodluck of House Jonathan was Lord and Ruler of the Six Kingdoms.

And as winter got even colder, King Buhari dug in, ordered even more warm fur and extended his stay in the more yet less United Kingdom of Brexit, several thousand leagues away, on account of failing health and the presence of Maesters more suited to treat his condition- despite spending a fortune fit for four princes on making his castle equipped enough to raise the dead.

Every promise he made to the people he did the exact opposite of...and everything he derided the King that came before him for, he did the same on a far greater scale.

And that was when the Naijarosis who had screamed Change finally realized that just maybe they were way too hasty in dubbing their erstwhile King Goodluck the Clueless. For it seemed evident to all that not only was Buhari the Incorrupt not truly Incorrupt, but he was even far more Clueless than any of the Elect Kings that came before before him.

They expected His Second Coming to be The Rapture but instead it was The Great Tribulation. And though they cried and even those who hailed now wailed and gnashed their teeth, they knew they had only themselves to blame. For the Prophet Anikulapo had warned them severally before he died, but they ran back to their own vomit.

End of Part 1.

Part2: The Wildlings of the South South

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Re: Naija Game Of Thrones. by Coyotejack(m): 9:27am On Feb 08, 2017
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Re: Naija Game Of Thrones. by ValisGod: 11:31am On Feb 08, 2017
Awesome! Waiting with rapt attention for the part 2…
Re: Naija Game Of Thrones. by Culin(f): 2:12pm On Feb 09, 2017
How did you do that grin waiting for part2
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