A teacher was telling the 4th grade class about today's lesson
'i'l say a letter of the alphabet and you'l gimme a word that starts with that letter so lets start with letter A'
all the kids raised their hands but little johnny was almost jumphng out of his seat trying to get picked
the teacher knew johnny had a filthy mouth and wud say a word like ass or asshole so she picked wendy
wendy said apple
'good now letter B'
again johnny wuz jumping on his seat but teacher picked bobby who said 'Ball'
this went on and on till they got to letter R with no one except johnny raising his hand and jumping
teacher thought and thought and wen she finally culdn't think of any filthy word that starts with R she picked johnny
he screamed ' A R-RAT, A BIG FAT FUCKIN RAT!'

that forking joke is fucking good, and the poster is a mother fucker

Ahem!

i thought ur topic was wife going deaf u BIG FAT FUCKIN RAT. Try to go in liine with ur topic next time