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How Intimacy Began Frm Genessssssssssssssssssssssss(Bleep Now Intimacy By Nl)) by DONFASZY(m): 7:00pm On Dec 05, 2009
How Sex Began
How Sex Began


In the Garden of Eden, As everyone knows, Lives Adam and Eve, Without any clothes.

In this garden, Were two little leaves,
One covered Adam's, One covered Eve's.

As the story goes on, Nevertheless to say, The wind came along, And blew the leaves away.

At the sight, Adam did stare, there was Eve's treasure All covered with hair.

And wonder came, Under Eve's eyes,
As Adam's thing, Started to rise.

They found a spot, That suited them best,
A nice big tree, Where they began to rest.

Her legs spread wider, And wider apart,
While thrill after thrill, Came into her heart.

The head of Adam's thing, Peeked into the hole, And filled her with passion,
Beyond her control.

His thing did slide, And Eve's treasure,
Was all wet inside The joy was good,
She wouldn't let loose, Until Adam's thing, Was all out of juice.
Re: How Intimacy Began Frm Genessssssssssssssssssssssss(Bleep Now Intimacy By Nl)) by Ben13: 10:17am On Dec 07, 2009
so? sad ewu cheesy
Re: How Intimacy Began Frm Genessssssssssssssssssssssss(Bleep Now Intimacy By Nl)) by Imohbyron(m): 11:27am On Dec 07, 2009
@poster na only God go punish u.
Re: How Intimacy Began Frm Genessssssssssssssssssssssss(Bleep Now Intimacy By Nl)) by aristole(m): 11:42am On Dec 07, 2009
eh!That was too harsh man!
Re: How Intimacy Began Frm Genessssssssssssssssssssssss(Bleep Now Intimacy By Nl)) by DONFASZY(m): 12:38pm On Dec 07, 2009
@Imoh byron(A.K.A Enchanted BRAT)

GOD DON PUNISH U ALREADY, U NO GET BRAIN, 4 JOKE SECTION? haba,

CURSED CHOKE B*T*H
Re: How Intimacy Began Frm Genessssssssssssssssssssssss(Bleep Now Intimacy By Nl)) by dani1luv: 6:30pm On Dec 07, 2009
shocked
Re: How Intimacy Began Frm Genessssssssssssssssssssssss(Bleep Now Intimacy By Nl)) by DONFASZY(m): 11:05am On Dec 08, 2009
@dani1luv

I USE ID TO INDICATE WHO I AM REFERRING TO?

NOT IN SUBJECT ANYMORE BUT IN POST CONTENT

B EASY, MR.

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