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Dr Carver by feelgood(m): 4:15pm On Jan 17, 2007 |
Dr. Carver Old Dr. Carver still made house calls. One afternoon, he was called to the Tuttle house. Mrs. Tuttle was in terrible pain. The doctor came out of the bedroom a minute after he’d gone in and asked Mr. Tuttle, "Do you have a hammer"? A puzzled Mr. Tuttle went to the garage and returned with a hammer. The doctor thanked him and went back into the bedroom. A moment later, he came out and asked, "Do you have a chisel"? Mr. Tuttle complied with the request. In the next ten minutes, Dr. Carver asked for and received a pair of pliers, a screwdriver and a hacksaw. The last request got to Mr. Tuttle. He asked, "What are you doing to my wife"? "Not a thing," replied old doc Carver. "I can’t get my instrument bag op |
Re: Dr Carver by iice(f): 8:19pm On Jan 17, 2007 |
Oh Gawd |
Re: Dr Carver by 1love1(f): 11:44am On Jan 18, 2007 |
hah, good one! |
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