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Funny Theistic Responses by Nobody: 6:21pm On Feb 26, 2017 |
I saw this on Facebook and really it's been fun. What is the worst theist argument you've ever heard?.... 1.God the solution to all problems Theists: "If you have a problem, God is the answer." Atheists: Well, how can God be the answer when he is my problem. 2.The infinite loop Theist: Everything needs a creator. Me:[/u]Then who created your creator? [u]Theist: Creator was there since the beginning. If you go by that logic, the loops goes infinite. Therefore, creator. Me: *snort hard while laughing* 3.The fear Theist: athiests don't believe in god because they are afraid of god, they don't believe in god because they also have a personal vendetta with god... Me: How can I have a vendetta or be afraid of something on the same justifiability as voldemort, CAN I HAVE A VENDETTA WITH FICTIONAL CHARACTERS? THIS BOILS MY NERVES 4. Afterlife Theists: If you deny god, you will regret it in the afterlife! Response: If threats are the only arguments supporting your "beliefs", then you don't really believe, you're just a fearful slave. 5. Air Theists: "We cannot see air but it is there. Similarly, God is something we cannot see, but it still is there." response: And then I'm like: "At least we can feel the presence of air, you dumbfucks!" 6. God does everything Theist: God does everything, without his will nothing can happen. And the contradiction at the same time:- God never does anything wrong to people, evil does that. 7. The sun Theist: "It's like the sun for a blind man, you can feel it and know he excists"....... Atheist: Yeah, same as that freight train in your face. 8. When God's anger is punishment Theists: God will punish you if you don't follow his rules, Response: i mean how fool God is ! If he is so great, so the creator of whole universe why fucking he should bother about tiny human and punish us. Don't he has any other work instead of punishing? 9. Morality without god Theist: how can u have morals without god..... my reply - being nice doesn't have shit to with delusional deitys, one takes responsibility and owns one's behaviour. One doesn't shirk said responsibility and then use some delusional fantasy genie in a bottle as not only an excuse for their actions/ behaviour but also as one that forgives their sins for anything they do, AND throws in with the premise of eternal life in some goo goo gaga cloudscape - sheer and utter fucking madness !!!! imho oc.... The Holy books as backup The worst that i could remember was that they can't even form their own arguments! They have to use their holy books and uses some verse to prove me wrong and then passive-aggresively telling me to go to hell.. The use of logic All of them. Everytime I make an argument using reason and logic with a theist, he gets really angry and says "the Bible says!..." Like I didn't just say that the bible has not been proven to be true |
Re: Funny Theistic Responses by Nobody: 6:27pm On Feb 26, 2017 |
The almighty Theist: Only God can give you the ability to think and the fact you are thinking right now proves he's there... Atheists: Huhhhhhhh? you truly need that god The genesis Theist: Something can't come from nothing! Atheists: Then where did God come from? That's different!!!! The Google god Theist: GOD is watching us all Me: indeed he is |
Re: Funny Theistic Responses by Nobody: 6:46pm On Feb 26, 2017 |
Theists: that the bible isn't meant to be taken literally that everything is just a metaphore... Me: (so why take it as fact right?) |
Re: Funny Theistic Responses by Nobody: 6:55pm On Feb 26, 2017 |
Theists: That Doctors are smart and help people because god gave them the wisdom and knowledge |
Re: Funny Theistic Responses by Nobody: 6:57pm On Feb 26, 2017 |
Theist: "If (my) God doesn't exist, where did all of this come from?" Theist: "You cant know what happens after death, only way is to die and then know" |
Re: Funny Theistic Responses by Nobody: 7:05pm On Feb 26, 2017 |
Theist: " I know God exists, because I can feel it inside." Me: Sorry honey, that's just gas. Theist: He exists because I can't prove that he doesn't Me: lmfao. Theist: "Can you see air? Does that mean it isn't there?" Theist: Just believe in God coz he knows the best for us. |
Re: Funny Theistic Responses by Nobody: 7:06pm On Feb 26, 2017 |
Theist: Why do you hate something you say does not exist? |
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