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I really was just wondering by micklplus(m): 4:07pm On Dec 08, 2005
i was just wondering and i decided to share my thot with you all.Enjoy it


If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't
people from Holland called Holes?

hehehe......

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Oops...

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker.

If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
Why is it called building when it is  already built?

If a book about failures sells, is it a success ?

If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking
lots?

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

peace and love
gbam
Re: I really was just wondering by olyboy(m): 6:21pm On Dec 08, 2005
i think baby oil comes from there mothers wumb grin
may be it comes from heaven rolleyes cheesy
Re: I really was just wondering by Swish(m): 1:55am On Dec 09, 2005
i was just wondering

If a man has 10 rounds of sex 8pm till 6am, will he pass a "J-walk" test?

If a man smoked 10kg of pot (hemp) at a sitting, will he get a free British Airways ticket.

If a man should drink 10 10litre jerry cans of gin, will he be visible under white light?
Re: I really was just wondering by vichel(m): 5:02pm On Dec 16, 2005
Amazing, outstanding grin grin grin cheesy cheesy wink grin grin cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin grin
Re: I really was just wondering by ikamefa(f): 5:27am On Dec 29, 2006
i was wondering too oh!

you you eat ten bowls of amala are you a gluton or youare just forever hungry


if we all just started farting nonstop why would we need whistles and horns any more
Re: I really was just wondering by micklplus(m): 7:40am On Dec 29, 2006
good one swish !

Ikamefa ! funny ! yeah, we aint goin to need horns and whistles
Cheers
Re: I really was just wondering by Shanikay(m): 8:12am On Dec 29, 2006
Nice one all 'ya. Was wondering meself,
If we are clean after having a bath,how come our towels get dirty,
Y do politicians politick & musicians dont musictick,
D white man turns blue wen sad,red wen mad,green wen envious,yet they still call we blacks 'colored', Just wondering
Re: I really was just wondering by tosinadeda: 2:59pm On Dec 29, 2006
Just wondering

how come we dnt blink when watching late night movies

but sleep even while standing at vigils

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