There was this couple in warri. Armed robbers burst into their home one night. One of the armed robbers looked at the man and shouted, 'What is your name?' Fearfully, the man said, 'My name is David.' Then the armed robber exclaimed, 'What! the same name with one of the police officers that shot one of our men? Lie down. You don die finish!' The armed robber turned to the woman and shouted, 'What is your name?' Trembling, the woman pleaded, 'Please, dont kill me. Please My name is Sarah. 'Oh, lucky woman,' the armed robber said slowly. 'The same name with my mother.' Then the armed robber turned to the man again and said, 'What did you say is that your name again?' The man sprang up and said, 'No, people usually call us Mr. and Mrs. Sarah o!'

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