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Spanish Government Appoints Minister For Sex by Nicobande: 9:49am On Mar 02, 2017
Spain has appointed its first Minister of Sex whose job will be to get people busy between the sheets.

The government hopes to boost Spain’s falling birth rate, which is one of the lowest in the developed world.

Prime minister Mariano Rajoy appointed Edelmira Barreira as the country’s sex tsar to get Spaniards to produce more babies.

Read the full news here http://www.nicobande.com/index.php/2017/03/02/spanish-government-appoints-minister-sex/

Re: Spanish Government Appoints Minister For Sex by coolcharm(m): 9:53am On Mar 02, 2017
Tell us its a joke
Re: Spanish Government Appoints Minister For Sex by fuckingAyaya(m): 9:59am On Mar 02, 2017
the perfect government job for 2baba lol
Re: Spanish Government Appoints Minister For Sex by Speedyconnect6: 10:00am On Mar 02, 2017
relocating to spain
Re: Spanish Government Appoints Minister For Sex by softMarket(m): 10:05am On Mar 02, 2017
Buhari should appoint someone as minister of sex in nigeria.
We need am abeg!

Maybe a calabar woman!
Re: Spanish Government Appoints Minister For Sex by CplusJason: 10:13am On Mar 02, 2017
Kimbra, don't you think we should visit Spain at this glorious time? cool

Re: Spanish Government Appoints Minister For Sex by decatalyst(m): 10:17am On Mar 02, 2017
What will her responsibilities be?

1. Checking the quality of sex that men and women give and get. (She needs to create a parameter to quantify n determine the quality).

2. Ensuring oloshos don't charge exorbitant prices for short time and overnight romp.

3. Ensuring the strictly adherent to the use of condoms ( we don't want unwanted babies littering our toilets and more recently, roads).

4. Ensuring that client get refund/compensation session, when there is no satisfaction in the act with a commercial worker.

5. Ensure a stern warning and penalties for wrong accusations regarding rape and forced sexual acts.

6. Lying and faking orgasm should be a serious crime ( a guy dey sweat, use all his skills on you, yet you try to downplay his acts by saying he nor dey try, yet u dey shout gimme more, I like it. Thunder for you, we have a minister now! grin)

7. Ensure rape is reported and rapist be given this at the market square

Re: Spanish Government Appoints Minister For Sex by Nobody: 10:29am On Mar 02, 2017
CplusJason:
Kim.bra, don't you think we should visit Spain at this glorious time? cool
Please, we should. I would love to visit Madrid. grin

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