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vannessa7:
ewwwww, yuck, thank God you didn't eat it, start planning your wedding, - puck out of thread

madam,wedding planner...show it,abi him the way

profhezekiah:
even cockroach is a wonderful antibiotic

It's endophilic,sir

ipobarecriminals:
I already know that u are a kid.,and u don't value ur parents. I know u are still eating ur parents free food.It is in u.Tufia!

mr "know all" and you paid ur parent for all the food u ate in their house. am sorry for the childhood u lived. pele o!

freshness2020:
My dear u won't understand. Not seeing it as a strange act. I was only tired on that particular evening.

I feel you bro

To all you little tribal bigots praying for war on NL, this is what you will be eating when war breaks out plus rats, lizards etc.

sekem:
Mr Op, had it been you watch ultimate survival featuring Bear Grylls, you will be munching on that cockroach because you will know that cockroaches contain a lot of raw proteins

ever heard of Yersiniosis?

DonCortino:
mr "know all" and you paid ur parent for all the food u ate in their house. am sorry for the childhood u lived. pele o!

I don't live a bragging lifestyle.i live in my own personal house.And by His Grace my papa and mama have their own too both here in Lagos/village.We are so blessed my Lil boy.U are too small

freshness2020:
I thought I was too wise when I read this
https://www.nairaland.com/3660930/5-reasons-should-cook-home

Let me go straight to thr point, don't mind my typing errors.
I rushed out of the house as usual to get some food to munch this evening as a bachelor . Glory be to God I found one buka (My first time patronizing her though, Let me hide her nationality), bought my food and dashed home salivating.
Got home, brought out my spoon and started eating slowly, fortunately the light came on. Guess what I found in the food! A full blown cockroach staring at my face. I almost ate it if not the light that came on.

Let's be very careful and be health wise when patronizing roadside bukas.


Now am going to sleep on an empty stomach .

thought u said the light came on, why is it still dark

ipobarecriminals:
I don't live a bragging lifestyle.i live in my own personal house.And by His Grace my papa and mama have their own too both here in Lagos/village.We are so blessed my Lil boy.U are too small

i also heard u own d house mike adenuga is renting in banana island, more ororo to ur elbows.
wehy done! personal house owner!

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freshness2020:
Na wanke ooo.

This is one food I don't joke with.

Lols, I can imagine

I don't eat from buka anymore. This post just further cemented my position.

Na those togolese food sellers... There dirtiness no b for here

stexsy:
My guy, go n learn how to lie.

U kill cockroach put for food wia u don eat half come snap am show us.

1. Looking at the food, u ve mixed it severally n there is no way d cockroach wud ve remained the way it is now.

You expect say e suppose don chop like one arm and two legs...with extra wing

That is one of the disadvantages of eating out.

RaptorX:
To all you little tribal bigots praying for war on NL, this is what you will be eating when war breaks out plus rats, lizards etc.

Tribal bigots ke? Don't diminish their portions, they are tribal e-warlords

stexsy:
My guy, go n learn how to lie.

U kill cockroach put for food wia u don eat half come snap am show us.

1. Looking at the food, u ve mixed it severally n there is no way d cockroach wud ve remained the way it is now.

Why are you this shallow

Greatzeus:
You are eating rice,beans and spaghetti. No way the seller will sell the rice without seeing this big cockroach, no way she will sell the beans or spaghetti without noticing too,because you will only get 2 or 3 spoons for N150 rice,a spoon for N50 beans and N50 spaghetti too.
She would have seen it while selling the food.
So I think Op is one of those who think front page is synonymous to achievement, they will lie to get it.

Hmmmm, seems you've obtained experience in selling food #Papaput

Tonason:
Enjoy your meal, in most countries cokoroash is delicious meal

As in ehhh, he should just imagine the cockroach as burnt onion. Bon appétit!

freshness2020:
I thought I was too wise when I read this
https://www.nairaland.com/3660930/5-reasons-should-cook-home

Let me go straight to thr point, don't mind my typing errors.
I rushed out of the house as usual to get some food to munch this evening as a bachelor . Glory be to God I found one buka (My first time patronizing her though, Let me hide her nationality), bought my food and dashed home salivating.
Got home, brought out my spoon and started eating slowly, fortunately the light came on. Guess what I found in the food! A full blown cockroach staring at my face. I almost ate it if not the light that came on.

Let's be very careful and be health wise when patronizing roadside bukas.


Now am going to sleep on an empty stomach .

I hope you removed the coakroach and continued with what you were doing?

Chinese eats cockroaches, its just a chance to have a taste. abeg enjoy ur crocky...

So disgusting. Yuck!

Given lie story is part of curruption so be careful OP

Look like you bit the tip of d cockroach azz..lmao

freshness2020:
I thought I was too wise when I read this
https://www.nairaland.com/3660930/5-reasons-should-cook-home

Let me go straight to thr point, don't mind my typing errors.
I rushed out of the house as usual to get some food to munch this evening as a bachelor . Glory be to God I found one buka (My first time patronizing her though, Let me hide her nationality), bought my food and dashed home salivating.
Got home, brought out my spoon and started eating slowly, fortunately the light came on. Guess what I found in the food! A full blown cockroach staring at my face. I almost ate it if not the light that came on.

Let's be very careful and be health wise when patronizing roadside bukas.


Now am going to sleep on an empty stomach .

bros abegi stop lying... U killed that cockroach.... Cos looking at it u can the fluids that comes out from a cockroach when hit

You for don turn Chinese o-just dey chew the cockroach as if tomorrow noh dey.

ipobarecriminals:
I don't trade insult with a kid

then reason before you type

WHY TELLING LIES.?

Na only Cockroach you see for your food and you dey complain. Cockroach has protein. You get luck say you no see human hair, eyelashes and fingernails inside your food.

How on earth does th affect the price of Indomie&Egg... Foolish people, foolish post. You want to make the FP right, park your fam to Sambisa, there's enough news there to cover... rubbish, makin me waste ma mb.

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wow dats really disgusting.

virtual3xpert:
I can cook very well. I wouldn't mind.


If you need someone to cook for you please holla @ me.

Thanks.

I need a live-in female cook ni, 18+ only, so?