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Impotence Vs Promiscuity ! by aristole(m): 4:55pm On Dec 16, 2009 |
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down, and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device, a vibrator!Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic.’ You impotent pig ,' She screamed at him, 'How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!'The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:’ I’ll explain the toy, you explain d kids |
Re: Impotence Vs Promiscuity ! by Ben13: 5:16pm On Dec 16, 2009 |
seen this b4. still funny though. |
Re: Impotence Vs Promiscuity ! by Coolnekky: 12:39pm On Dec 18, 2009 |
So who is fooling who ?! |
Re: Impotence Vs Promiscuity ! by gidson12(m): 1:01pm On Dec 18, 2009 |
hmmn, thank God say my di ck dey alive/ na one touch eveready in short i dey work like dat po rn star way dem dey call tony eveready[color=][/color][color=][/color] |
Re: Impotence Vs Promiscuity ! by Migines(m): 1:11pm On Dec 18, 2009 |
;d |
Re: Impotence Vs Promiscuity ! by Kunbee: 11:13pm On Dec 18, 2009 |
Nice |
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