A newly Wedded Hausa Couple went to London and lodged in a hotel for their honeymoon.
In the middle of the night, his wife started screaming,
"Bera! Bera!" (Bera being the Hausa word for mouse)
The husband called room service to lay a complain, but he didn't know the English word for 'bera', so this was their conversation...
*Husband:* _"Alo? Is zat za room sabis"?_
*Room service:* _"Good evening sir. How can I help you?"_
*Husband:* _"Walahi zia is sometin in za room-fa._
*Room service:* _"Pardon me sir, but what exactly is it?"._
*Husband:* _Thinking critically..."Err.....u know za pim TOM and JERRY ko"?_
*Room service:* _"Yes sir, i know TOM & JERRY quite well."_
*Husband:* _"Tau! Wallahi za JERRY is here fa.