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Just For Jokes! by Nofuckgiven: 8:06am On Mar 11, 2017
THE NAMES WIVES CALL THEIR HUSBANDS NOWADAYS ARE ACCORDING TO THE MONEY THE MAN GIVES HIS WIFE.

1. A wife who gets N200,000 or N500,000 calls her husband "THE OWNER OF MY HEAD" in whatever dialect.

2. A wife who gets N100,000 or N150,000 calls her husband "DADDY"

3. A wife who gets N50,000 down to N40,000 calls her husband "HONEY".

4. A wife who gets N20,000 down to N15,000 calls her husband "DARLING".

5. A wife who gets N10,000 down to N5,000 calls the husband by the first son's name like, "PAPA NNEKA".

6. A wife who gets N1,000 down to N500 calls her husband by his name, "UCHENNA".

6.A wife who gets N300 to N50 calls her husband, "WEY YOU". grin
Re: Just For Jokes! by Epositive(m): 8:19am On Mar 11, 2017
no 6 gat me grin , face me and face you palava cheesy



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Re: Just For Jokes! by Nobody: 8:21am On Mar 11, 2017
Where you grin
Re: Just For Jokes! by engrMikemd(m): 8:37am On Mar 11, 2017
chai poverty is a dicease

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