Methinks we have a political Christmas chicken in the name of Goodcharm. Whatever happened to one of life's inspiring slogans: "Live for nothing, or die for something"?

The president might as well be absent till his tenure runs out and Goodcharm will still be playing the faithful servant. In fact, Yara doam could die tomorrow and he would still remain loyal to the man's spirit! Maybe he hasn't realised it yet, but hardly has a vice president of this country become president after years of servitude. Anyone in doubt can ask Atiko.

Opportunities seldom come with a bold tag screaming "grab me!", but I gotta say this one came close. If Yara doam dies and there is a coup, which of course should include Mr Goodluck being sent to the great beyond to keep his pal company, then it would be nothing less than what the Niger-deltan deserves.

A man that welcomes the goddess of fortune into his home from a distance, and sitting down is an anomaly, which nature quickly rids herself of to maintain the right balance.

Nigerians, generally are weak vessels for a revolution, but Goodluck is, besides that, a coward