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Fact For Reality by Maltexade(m): 6:55pm On Mar 13, 2017 |
Mistake plz dnt read dis!!!!!!
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You know you are going to jail if Segun Arinze is
presented as an eye witness
**
Some pretty girls are just evil... They will fart
and look at you to the extent
you will be suspecting yourself...
Ibadan rappers be like
My Blood is full you can call me bloody fool..
Lil kesh's album should be used for school's
riot..so much noise!
If you think you are having a bad day...just
remember that there's an Ibadan
girl trying to pronounce 'parallelogram'..
Things that confuses me
I've never seen a mad Hausa man before... Abi
Dem no dey mad?
**You'll just be eating hot eba watching Empire
next thing two men will just
start kissing each other and the eba in your
mouth will turn salty..
**
Person will lost phone and be lying that "no be
the phone dey worry me sef,
na my contacts" Ur nyash
**
Dangote's daughter cheated on me and you
say I should break up? Don't you know that Love
is all about forgiveness.
forgive and forget...
Some people are blessed with Wickedness ..
How can I beg u for salt n u tell me your mum
has counted it...
One idiot used''GUNSHOTS'' as his ringing tone
...His china phone rang in the bank
today, for over 1hour now we are still looking
for the cashier and two security men ...
A baby is never a mistake or surprise!
You had sex without condom... What were you
expecting??
iPhone 7 or Range Rover .....
**
I cried for 2 hours when she told me she took 1st
in her WAEC result..
...Some people can lie ehn!!!
I miss those people in primary school that use to
say ' if I give you one dirty
slap, you will fly to America'... Come and slap
me now ooo
I heard a king in Kenya is referred to as 'His
Royal Darkness'... I'm trying to
cry but I can't... ..
**Since Buhari became President, you cannot
even see N20 on the floor again..
**I remember back in Nursery school
My girlfriend broke up with me just becos I
sharpened pencil for another girl..
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Re: Fact For Reality by Cutehector(m): 6:57pm On Mar 13, 2017 |
But try to space your write up |
Re: Fact For Reality by sarz(m): 10:45am On Mar 14, 2017 |
NYX |
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