In an effort to determine the top crime fighting agency in Nigeria , The president narrowed the field to three finalists:
the SSS, the Army, and the Nigerian Police force. The three contenders were given the task of catching a rabbit which was released into the forest.

The SSS went into the forest. They placed animal informants throughout. They questioned all plants and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigation they concluded that rabbits do not exist

The Army went into the forest. After two weeks without a capture, they burned the forest killing everything in it, including the rabbit. They made no apologies. The rabbit deserved it.

The Nigerian police went into the forest. They came out two hours later with a badly beaten hyena . The hyena was yelling, " Okay, Okay, I agree, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit!"

Guy ,u are too much.

No burst my belle with lafta

heard this long time ago, but it is indeed hilarious!

hahaha

thats not bad more of it

Nice one dude u made me laugh recklessly.

lol nice one

A TYPICAL NIG POLICE FORCE

funny!

like your own

where be your country? mali?

@ clemcykul u sure say ur oldman no b road block/ checkpoint police

LMAO im at work and i cant laugh out. that was soooo funny

lol, na them way be that ooo

romsky:

then e go be say na urs be him partner

and ur own dey count the money way our own make that day, sometimes our own dey catch am where him dey hide some inside shoe

@ rumsky abi na rum
i say na your own dey gather the money we own make 4 the day and count am, if him hide any, we dey slap am, and give am frog jump ,
did  i hear u say educated, na the photocopy of him first school  leaving cert(pry 6) na him e take get the job, sun don leak him uniform finish, and him shoe don file sotey e turn him leg to bow leg

it all started as a humour , and na u put ur mouth 4 wetin no concern u. dont take it to the extreme, we do not want to be doing these, cos i be tony eveready, if i start i no dey look back oo , make i let u know now

if u call wat u've been yabing original, i think i'll stick to the "copy and paste" one,
cos ur own no hold water, u dey yan like babe, but wait o are u a guy or a girl? hey this is a friendly
question 4get yabing first

romsky:

at least people no dey shout halleluyah 4 him show unlyk ya own wey raise head like aligator wey wan catch prey
sure say ya papa fit use bottle bottom write zero self i doubt it

;DI'm laughing with tears in in eyes now, this is even WAY WAY funnier than the joke, gaddamnit , this is evil funny,the more you understand it the funnier it even gets

Basildon1:

;DI'm laughing with tears in in eyes now, this is even WAY WAY funnier than the joke, gaddamnit , this is evil funny,the more you understand it the funnier it even gets

when u finish laughing u tell me, cos your 2 upper front teeth that could'nt fit into your mouth  still makes u look
like a laughing rabbit

gidson12:

when u finish laughing u tell me, cos your 2 upper front teeth that could'nt fit into your mouth  still makes u look
like a laughing rabbit

lol

Hilarious!
Lwkmd!