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Types Of Slaps by happykidArotiba(m): 1:11pm On Mar 16, 2017 |
TYPES OF SLAPS: There are 6 types of slaps, they are: 1) TAKE AWAY SLAP: This is a situation where someone gives you a dirty slap and all you do is hold your face and walk away, this kind is normally received by newly born again Christians. 2) RESOUNDING SLAP: This is when after you're hit, you keep hearing some funny sound in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiii, and voices and your head singing skelewu. 3) FORMATTING SLAP: This is the type that makes someone forget instantly what he or she was doing, you find yourself asking questions like "what did I do?" "who slapped me?" This type is very common, it is a slap from guys who are stronger than you. 4) EXPLANATION SLAP: When someone gives you this kind, you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person out of your own accord. eg "Bros, abi you dey watch? I no do anything o, I just dey pass go my somewhere." This is a slap from soldiers that have missed promotion for a long time. 5) FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP: When you receive this kind, all you do is just stand right where you are and watch the person walk away. This is slap from elder brothers. 6) RHETORICAL SLAP: The moment you download this slap you start asking questions that don't need reply "you slapped me, na me you slap?" (before na who) Don't Ever Be a Victim To Any!! |
Re: Types Of Slaps by Richardabbey(m): 2:52pm On Mar 16, 2017 |
I 4 give u dirty slap there ,,,,,, I dey come make I open my phone screen ..... no go anywhere o |
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