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Its A Deal by Migines(m): 6:06pm On Dec 19, 2009
A teenage boy and his girlfriend were making out
in his car. He says, "Please darling, I can't
take it anymore without some relief."

She replies, "You know I am saving myself until
we are married!"

He begs her, "How about I just put the head in
for a while, just let me marinate the head a
little?"

She reluctantly agrees if it's only the head.
So he proceeds to put the head in and that’s
all he does, for about 30 seconds, but he gets
carried away and before you know it he’s put it
in entirely and is pumping with deep thrusts with
all he's got.

After a few minutes she moans and says, "I know
we have this deal that you are only putting the
head in, but, this feels really good, so go
ahead and give it all to me!"

Thinking quickly he responds, "No, a deals a
deal."
Re: Its A Deal by clemcykul(f): 12:00pm On Dec 21, 2009
very cool joke, that guy must be 1inch.

poor girl
Re: Its A Deal by Zackesder: 5:47am On May 01, 2020
Its a deal, I mean to say i want it is a poem and now it is officially publish on pages. On these pages not all time but just sometime when kids come they read, We have to make a different plan for kids and provide trust my paper reviews in a different way which we never done for them.

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