ajalawole:
Nawa oooo.......... Who will be the next to jump only God knows

burkingx:
....And the Buhari in Canada should also resign

last35:
Buhari should please resign! This bad news, hardship and bad luck is unbearable!!

wolu4:
Can someone tell Buhari to resign or still go back to London and stay there forever? Am tired of all this. Aha His level of badluck should enter world record.( if it's not hanging, it's jumping or wife/husband killed husband/wife, or father rape/kill daughter/step daughter,or accident)hmmmmmmmm

thunderbabs:
It is Buhari jhare.....Buhari enter Nigeria back, ehn. Na so so ugly bad news everywhere. Market people sef no sell well again since he returned.....which kind head dah man get sef....

Mk he go on vacation again jhare...

Temidayo9:


Hnmm, Suicides is never a solution to depression, infact both depression and suicide re of the devil.... Bible said we should rebuke the devil and it will flee away from us. Pray so much bro, May God help you.

Firefire:
Nigeria gradually sliding into full blown depression.


We warned against voting in this useless and wicked APC party, now una see una life?


Recession fully developed into Depression. /

depression
/dɪˈprɛʃ(ə)n/

"feelings of severe despondency and dejection.
"self-doubt creeps in and that swiftly turns to depression" synonyms: melancholy, misery, sadness, unhappiness, sorrow, woe, gloom, gloominess, dejection, downheartedness, despondency, dispiritedness, low spirits, heavy-heartedness, moroseness, discouragement, despair, desolation, dolefulness, moodiness, pessimism, hopelessness;

lofty900:
"a problem shared is not a problem half-solved anymore, it's a problem gossiped about"
This is the gospel truth

veekid:
No good news ever since Buhari don come baq

JustinSlayer69:
Maybe she is the Dr's Gf and she's trying to look for him

Forgive the morbid humor, all these e-warriors, just pray you never see any challenge that would make you do this.

I FEEL i can't commit suicide, but let's hope and pray we are never overwhelmed by Life.

DanseMacabre:


Not an e-warrior, but graveyard humour is just one of the mind's numerous coping mechanisms to deal with inexplicable or overwhelming events. Of course you have to have an above-average sense of humour to both dish and understand it.

BTW, God forgives, I don't.

Papiikush:
Why he come be like say na today whey I go drive pass 3rd mainland bridge Na him I come see you read threads about people jumping into lagoon

Dieps:
Make dem dey jump. No be me dem dey do. #yeyedeysmell

JustinSlayer69:


The e-warrior part was related to those abusing people who commit suicide.

The first line i wrote was the morbid humor part. I can relate to it being a coping mechanism.

"Danse Macabre" is one of the few Stephen King books i haven't read. I think it's full of pictures. Seen it before