So i saw this and decided to share.

CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.

MARRIAGE: It is an agreement where a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master's degree.

DIVORCE: Future tense of Marriage.

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LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either of them.

CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he or she got the biggest piece.

DICTIONARY: A place where divorce comes before marriage.

CONFERENCE ROOM: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

ECSTASY: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

CLASSIC: A book which people praise, but never read.

SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

OFFICE: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

YAWN: The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth.

ETC: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

COMMITTEE: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

EXPERIENCE: The name men give to their Mistakes.

ATOMIC BOMB: An invention to bring an end to all inventions.

PHILOSOPHER: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of, when dead.

DIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

OPPORTUNIST: A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

OPTIMIST: A person who while falling from OLUMO ROCK says midway, "SEE, I AM NOT INJURED YET".

PESSIMIST: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY.

MISER: A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH.

FATHER: A banker provided by nature.

CRIMINAL: A guy not different from the other, unless he gets caught.

BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

POLITICIAN: Someone who shakes your hand before an election and your CONFIDENCE after the election.

DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

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Good one!

CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.

Great, there are significant meaning and lessons from each. Although they are salient but great minds can pick the meaning out.

Nice one, op.

That etc is sometimes true

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Lala na joke ooo, no ban me

Nice one.

Nice one

cool

The Cigarette part was funny sha

The Philosopher one got me

I loved this definition...
FATHER: A banker provided by nature.
RIP Dad....

Etc .....

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xmileeasy:
Great, there are significant meaning and lessons from each. Although they are salient but great minds can pick the meaning out.

Nice one, op.

Very true

Nice one there

Nairalanders una good morning oo..

No one will ever visit nairaland and go empty handed, Chai I no fit shout oo!

b3llo:
I loved this definition...

FATHER: A banker provided by nature.

RIP Dad....

Very true.

Yes o

Makes sense

In short, marriage is a b1tch. Sorry guys, thats what i got frm d whole thing.

COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he or she got the biggest piece

Lol

that divorce scares me

Idydarling:
that divorce scares me

Why? Dont let it. because what people fear most do happen to them. Stay positive. Gudmon

CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present

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The dictionary part is really ingenious.

A traveller asked a child: "can you bring me water to drink?"
the child asked d traveller: "would U like some yoghurt?"
"Yes!" Answered the traveller "it's good child, bring it."
The child went and brought a big bowel of yoghurt for the traveller, who drank everything and asked: "my child, does it mean that nobody in your home likes yoghurt?" The child answered: "no, we all like it, but today a big frog fell into the yoghurt bowel and died inside, that's why nobody in my house dare to taste it today". The traveller broke the bowel and yelled at the child, the child also screamed & shouted to the mother "MUM, this traveller has broken the bowel which our youngest one used to pee"