Omoluabi16:
ALL MEN LOVE BREASTS.

Realhommie:
Confam..

holluphemydavid:

In return Shey?
In return Shey?

TheHerald:
Local man Simon Williams has applied for custody of his wife’s breasts as part of his divorce settlement according to online reports.

Describing the breasts as being of ‘great sentimental value’ in his submission, Simon said he’d happily give up any claim over the house for full custody.

Alternatively, his wife can have the car in return for access at weekends.

“Those breasts have been with me through thick and thin; a rock in times of needs and a pillow in times of comfort. My quality of life will decline substantially if I lose custody.”

“It’s actually ironic,” he told us. “Considering one of the reasons I’m getting divorced at all is because I said I’d like her breasts custody.”

However, Simon’s soon to be ex-wife has angrily rejected the request, saying that his failure to grant her exclusive possession of his ‘bits and bobs’ during their marriage undermined his position.

Lawyers in the case have suggested that they hold the breasts until the situation is resolved.

Read more at http://www.herald.ng/divorcing-man-applies-custody-wifes-breasts-says-can-house/#gtgMvfGqgadP6qqR.99

hahn:
Be careful who you marry, he/she just might be insane and hiding it

ebby9z:
Someone should Pls explain this news to me. So, Mama Booby is now detachable.
And that part when he said the breasts have been with him through thick and thin

decatalyst:
When you think say you done hear am finish, one person still dey warm up...

“Those breasts have been with me through thick and thin; a rock in times of needs and a pillow in times of comfort. My quality of life will decline substantially if I lose custody.”

Gaborone:
If I were the Judge, I would cite him for contempt, and he will spend at least 3 months in jail. After he comes out, he will not remember which part of a woman's body they call brea/st.

DaniDani:
I laughed to the extent that I started shading tears.