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| Aides Wrestle Drill From Trump’s Hands As He Tries To Remove Obama Listening Dev by 175(m): 10:09pm On Mar 25, 2017 |
The Onion is not intended for readers under 18 years of age. © Copyright 2017 Onion Inc. All rights reserved. WASHINGTON—Rushing toward the eight-inch bit into his temple, several White House aides managed to wrestle a drill from Donald Trump’s hand Monday while he attempted to remove Obama’s listening device from his skull. “Obama implanted a microphone inside my head to record everything I say!” Trump reportedly shouted shortly before three White House staffers pinned him to the floor and pried apart his fingers to seize the power tool. “You don’t understand, he can hear everything we’re saying! Obama can even hear my thoughts! I have to get it out! I can feel it! I can feel it! I can feel it!” At press time, staffers were panicking after Trump locked himself in the bathroom and began cutting his stomach open with a razor blade in an attempt to find the tracking chip he said The New York Times had put in his food. #Fiction #Onion http://www.theonion.com/article/aides-wrestle-drill-trumps-hands-he-tries-remove-o-55576
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| Re: Aides Wrestle Drill From Trump’s Hands As He Tries To Remove Obama Listening Dev by 175(m): 10:13pm On Mar 25, 2017 |
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| Re: Aides Wrestle Drill From Trump’s Hands As He Tries To Remove Obama Listening Dev by jeyselassie(m): 3:59am On Mar 26, 2017 |
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