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Jokes And Stories Arena by Chrismarvel: 8:41pm On Mar 27, 2017 |
++ In America ... ++
when someone post am cooking rice,
dont know
how to go about it, You will see
comments
like.... JENNIFER PUNS: wow that's nice...boil and
wash
the rice first..
.
KARLA PONDI: nice of you, sweedy
. WILLIAM_SCOTCH : .Bby just get your spices and
other ingredients, cook the meat first or
get a
cornbeef or tell the chef to work it up...
. .
++ In Nigeria... ++ when someone post am cooking rice,
dont know
how to go about it, You will see
comments like....
Osazuwa: U be ram o .. At your age u no
sabbi cook
.
Mrs Titilayo: nawa for girls nawa days o,
u no
dey shame to post this kind thing at ur
age?? .
Ojaekomo John Olayinka : just buy
enough weed & smoke , u will get the
inspiration on
hw 2 cook
it. .
Gold la'posh : just passing oo..
. Tosh Pokah : I just lost 60 pounds in one
week,
try dis berrydrops..
. Chukuma nnonso : go tell ya mama to
teach you how to cook na?
.
Uche Kalu: free mtn cheat now available.
20gig
for fifty naira. its real, call me on 0802218331.... .
Akpors kalu : see tolotolo like u, na fast
food be
your office now
.
Olaide tayo : na yeye dey worry you . Odunayo tajudeen : come to my room let
me
teach your how to cook..
.
James Okafor: how that one take affect
the price of fuel
.
Makinde Ade: Any BB charger available?
.
, lols!!!!!
Africa why na, Nigeria why na?
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°
»»» Abi no be so...?? 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Jokes And Stories Arena by Aliyeous(m): 8:44pm On Mar 27, 2017 |
Hahahaha...dats naija 4 u...simply different |
Re: Jokes And Stories Arena by Chrismarvel: 4:45pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
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Re: Jokes And Stories Arena by Chrismarvel: 7:27pm On Jun 29, 2017 |
DIFFERENCE BTW A FOREIGN ADVICE AND A NIGERIA ADVICE ! Hello, my name is Sandra Stone, I'm from Uk, i love my husband so much and i do anything to please him on bed.. i even suck his dick too but he has refused to suck mine.. pls advice me how to tell him to go down on me cos i really want my pussy juice sucked. Comments * James silva : I think u need to talk to him, marriage is communication. * Sarah water : Oh my dear,sorry abt that.. ve bin in ur shoes before .. i told him right away when we were aving sex and he is an expert in it * Micheal paper : I get downwt my wife, its cool i love doing it.. u shud talk to ur husband. NIGERIAN PAGE ! My name is Aminat, i stay in Abuja, married wta kid, my husband have refused to suck my p***y, what shud i do.. No insults abeg COMMENTS * Dayo muyiwa : Fool, sex na food? * Nkiru joy : Yu are a disgrace to womanhood..sham e on u * Idris kunle : Any news abt Assu strike? * Toheeb sule : If u want i can suck for u call my no 0708312455 * Funmi Leye: I no blame u at all better go findsomtn do wt ur life, suck koor, soakaway nii * Richard oke : Abeg who get bb charger * Amaka Achebe : U r a prostitute, u need deliverance! ::::: FOR MORE JOKES ON FACEBOOK CLICK ON THE LINK TO JOIN THE GROUP.... /1760619004187626 2 Likes |
Re: Jokes And Stories Arena by Chrismarvel: 7:46am On Sep 27, 2017 |
Dear Psquare, I want to ask *WHY E BE SAY* una wan split after
all these years? Coz u guys seem to have forgotten that there is
*NO ONE LIKE YOU* in Africa, and u also forgot that God used
*IFUNANYA* to make it a *POSSIBILITY* for u guys to be
*UNLIMITED* today.
I feel so bad over your latest *STORY* coz *I LOVE YOU* and i
urge u to deal with your present situation *PERSONALLY* and do
not let your *BEAUTIFUL ONYINYE* make you split. Don’t forget
that they are only there to *CHOP YOUR MONEY*.
I know that *E NO EASY* but u guys should try not to get
involved in any *BIZZY BODY* because it will only lead to more
*DANGER* in your carreer, *Omo WAHALA go dey* and your
fans will no longer be able to dance *ALINGO* again. settle
the problems u guys are having, coz e get as e dey *DO ME*
anytime i hear say u guys want to *BREAK IT*. I also heard that
you brought *OGA POLICE* in to the matter.
I want u guyz to be *MORE THAN A FRIEND* to avoid any
*TEMPTATION* which will lead to *GAME OVER*, we are hoping
to hear your *TESTIMONY*....
Hit the like botton if you love this:::: |
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