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How Yahweh And His Brothers Reacted To The Information About Sex by otemdomino: 11:47am On Apr 01, 2017
DOCTUFOS:
Adspiramen 2:27-29
27. Every living being, the male Homos like you all, has two lives to live in two different planets. The shapes of the planets you shall exist in these two times are in your scrotal sacs. You also have right to make your own life with the liquid that shall be generated from your sacs.


28. When Yahweh heard this, he smiled gently to himself and God the Universe knew the intention of his mind. "Yahweh," God called him before all. "Do what you want to do, for no one can stop you from doing so."

29. Yahweh bowed before God the Universe and gave thanks to him.
Re: How Yahweh And His Brothers Reacted To The Information About Sex by realmindz: 7:40pm On Apr 02, 2017
lol grin so what was on his mind..
I just love this Yahweh...baddest guy grin

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Re: How Yahweh And His Brothers Reacted To The Information About Sex by OtemAtum: 1:27pm On Apr 24, 2019
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Re: How Yahweh And His Brothers Reacted To The Information About Sex by 0temSapien: 11:30pm On Oct 19, 2019
Jehovah loves sex so much

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