IBO MAN WALKS INTO A BANK IN NEW YORK CITY AND ASKS FOR THE LOAN OFFICER. HE TELLS THE LOAN OFFICER THAT HE IS GOING TO NIGERIA ON BUSINESS FOR TWO WEEKS AND NEEDS TO BORROW $5000. THE LOANOFFICER TELLS HIM THAT THE BANK WILL NEED SOMEFORM OF SECURITY FOR THE LOAN, SO THE IBO MAN HANDS OVER THE KEYS AND DOCUMENTS... OF NEW FERRARI PARKED ON THE STREET IN FRONT OF THE BANK. HEPRODUCES THE TITLE AND EVERYTHING CHECKS OUT. THE LOAN OFFICER AGREES TO ACCEPT THE CAR AS COLLATERAL FORTHE LOAN. THE BANK'S MANAGER AND ITS OFFICERS ALL HAD A GOOD LAUGH AT THEIBO FOR USING A $250,000 FERRARI AS COLLATERAL AGAINST A$5,000 LOAN. AN EMPLOYEE OF THE BANK THEN DROVE THEFERRARI INTO THE BANK'S UNDERGROUND GARAGE AND PARKS IT THERE. TWO WEEKSLATER, THE IBO MAN RETURNS, REPAYS THE $5,000 AND THE INTEREST, WHICH COMESTO $15.41. THE LOAN OFFICER SAYS, "SIR, WE AREVERY HAPPY TO HAVE DONE BUSINESS WITH YOU, AND THIS TRANSACTION HAS WORKED OUT VERY NICELY, BUT WE ARE ALITTLE PUZZLED.. WHILE YOU WERE AWAY, WE CHECKED YOU OUT AND FOUND THAT YOU ARE A MULTI MILLIONAIRE. WHATPUZZLES US STILL IS, WHY WOULD YOU BOTHER TO BORROW"$5,000" ? THE IBO MAN SMILES AND REPLIES: "WHERE ELSE IN NEW YORK CITY CAN I PARK MY CAR FOR TWO WEEKS FOR ONLY$15.41 AND EXPECT IT TO BE THERE WHEN I RETURN!!"I G B O K W E N U!!!