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Train Ticket by ichommy(m): 4:11pm On Dec 28, 2009
Three lawyers and three engineers were travelling by train to a conference.
At the station, each lawyer bought a ticket whereas the engineers bought
only one ticket between them.
How are you going to travel on a single ticket? asked a lawyer.
Wait and watch, answered one of the engineers.
When they boarded the train, the lawyers took their seats, but the thre e
engineers crammed into a toilet and closed the door behind them. Shortly
after the train started, the ticket collector arrived. He knocked on the toilet
door and asked, Ticket please. The door opened just a crack and a single
arm emerged with a ticket in hand. The ticket collector took it and moved
on. Seeing this, the lawyers decided to the same thing on the return trip.
So when they got to the station, they bought only one ticket. To their
astonishment, the engineers didnt buy any. How are you going to travel
without a ticket? asked one of the perplexed lawyers.
Wait and watch, answered an engineer.
In the train, the three engineers crammed into a toilet and the three lawyers
into another nearby. Soon after the train started, one of the engineers got out
of the toilet and walked to one where the lawyers were hiding.
He knocked on the door and said, Ticket, please.
Re: Train Ticket by Kunbee: 10:19pm On Dec 28, 2009
Stale sad
Re: Train Ticket by studio43(m): 10:22pm On Dec 28, 2009
Lol hhmm
Re: Train Ticket by natty666(m): 3:05am On Dec 30, 2009
wise ones
Re: Train Ticket by Kunbee: 1:39am On Jan 01, 2010
undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: Train Ticket by studio43(m): 11:09am On Jan 01, 2010
Kunbee is everywhere sef
Re: Train Ticket by Kunbee: 3:07pm On Jan 01, 2010
Are you ok with that smiley
Re: Train Ticket by studio43(m): 8:19am On Jan 02, 2010
U make me nervous jor
Re: Train Ticket by Kunbee: 12:42am On Jan 03, 2010
Great wink
Re: Train Ticket by studio43(m): 10:54pm On Jan 03, 2010
Are u enjoying it?
Re: Train Ticket by tayoast(m): 11:58pm On Jan 03, 2010
hahaha grin
Re: Train Ticket by studio43(m): 5:37am On Jan 04, 2010
I know sey na dat kind yarns u dey like, Kuro jor
Re: Train Ticket by Kunbee: 1:13am On Jan 09, 2010
studio43:

Are u enjoying it?

Meow cheesy

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