The old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight so that it would not blow off in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing
up in this high wind?"

"Yes, I know," said the lady, "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."

"But, madam, you must know that some things are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this
hat yesterday!"

lol

no be you be the tatafo man?

The poor woman dey enjoy the display, you dey disturb her

Haaa i dont know oo

Bizzy body dem ask u?

Olodo ni e

Bobo aya won lode oo

Now tell me the meaning of that statement

Wife is very expensive

Wife = Iyawo

So i don't accept that

Olodo

aya/iyawo=wife

that means u dont live in Naija and its a song by sound sultan you can google it

Las gidi

And u dey online by this time of the day?

Well i dey mainland sha

Me too or shall i say close to mainland

I dey joke ooo but i schooled in the mainland

Na ashewo schl i go

You are very crazy that is very insultive that all qc gals are slots abi

Kunbee:

Na ashewo schl i go

Pharoh:

omg! QC

I thought that was what you were talking about

Thats the school i went to