Olopa ma ni

finally someone made my day

The policemen on nairaland right now....

Hilarious ooo

Nigerian police be like... "BAIL IS FREE !", but you have to pay 2k for the form, 3k for processing, 2k for Bail verification, 4k for officers who write the Bail, 3k for departmental charges.

Mmmh

The police is awa friend o and bail is free.











Few of the numerous lies I was told whilst I grew up

Me: The hosts of heaven and angels are with me.
Police: Oga park well, you carry overload..hahaha.

sexybbstar:
The policemen on nairaland right now....

Haha that one hard o.

Show me your papers.
What of the lisence? Here...
Who cleared the car ?named
How many check point did you see why coming from Lagos that day..
Can't remember... what and you say the car is your own? Let go to station.

Lol this got me all cracked up

When u dey dodge road safety and coti.dey fly bike and dey follow maga dey chat and sars suddenly flag your bikeman to stop.
Naija sars...young man what do u do 4a living.
Naija police...have you heard of internet scam.
Can we have your iphone..
Dis 1 na yahoo guy
And u be like

pweshboi:
Lol this got me all cracked up

lol. The boy in that picture will grow up to become one kin serious looking fellow

Naija police I hail thee.

when they see tosyne2much

I just de laugh since.


Genius J

I went to the ATM close to me house to withdraw some money. As soon as i left the atm, see them o.

Two police men came down from a yellow bus and asked me: where is your ID card...? I was like bro...It's at home. Just came out to get some cash...The ATM no pay sef.

Argh. Dem say make I enter motto o. Like play like play I enter motto o.

Last last I gots bail myself. 3k. For what? I no hold id card.

I fucking hate the Nigerian police. Bleep em all.

toluwalopsy:
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Toluwalope, please can we meet?

I hate to see them 9ja police abi Nigerian police before dem go order for my arrest.
Corrupt people

hahahaha....I never believe what police can do until I had an accident n my car was towed to d station. d following day my jack,spare tire,etc disappeared right in d station. one of them told me to remove them prior to that time, but I can't hold myself talk of other things.I only removed my car stereo. hmmmm police

NAIJA POLIICCEEEEEEE

Is police still our friend

nnamdi1998:
when they see tosyne2much

Where the money wey I wan give them sef?

Lol

Thank God for me Dad.

This actually made my day


KingKush01 I sight you baba

Lol

LAFO:
Men in Black!


So heartless and impossible.



I don't pity them when karma strikes them.
#9japolice

What do you do for living? You don't seem like someone that has a job to me.

A police man died in my area last week..And everyone was so happy.. it was like Nigeria won world cup... I was
Happy also and like what the Bleep