A newly wedded Hausa couple went to London and
lodged in a hotel for their honeymoon.
In the middle of the night, his wife started screaming
.
"Bera! Bera!" (Bera being the Hausa word for mouse)
Quickly, the husband called room service to lay a
complain, but he didn't know the English word for 'bera',
so this was their conversation...
.
Husband: "Alo? Is zat za room sabis"?
Room service: "Good evening sir. How can I help you?"
Husband: "Walahi zia is sometin in za room-fa.
Room service: "Pardon me sir, but what exactly is it?".
Husband: Thinking critically... "Errmmm.....u know za
pim TOM and JERRY ko"?
Room service: "Yes sir, i know TOM & JERRY quite well."
Husband: "Yauwa......tau! wallahi za JERRY is here.....