I'm a serving Corp member serving in a remote village in one of the LGA in Ogun state.
I rented an accommodation in a 'face me I face you' apartment. There are no banks here so one can only go to the nearest town to make withdrawers. last week Saturday I withdrew everything in my account to get some food stuffs & to have remaining as pocket money.
Tonight as I went out to took my bath, I only closed my door & as I came back, all my money was stolen. I was so lucky that I went along with my cell phone to the bathroom. As am typing these am in tears because that was the only money I had. I don't know who else to cry to.
Everything is just like a movie to me. The month is still far because my only hope is the monthly 19800 from federal government.
Pls help a brother in distress

Sure you never used the money to sleep with a prostitute? Or ain't you the same corper who boast around sleeping with prostitutes?

U need konk...

Eeyah Pele o if ur story is true bt if na other part ur problem is ur problem

@OP, Remember this ...

kill all sons of that child molester god of them aka religion of piss
https://www.nairaland.com/3740416/america-drops-worlds-largest-non#55544714

Nigerian youths seem to inhibit a spectacular brand of foolishness in these social media times. What bravado possessed you to Insult half your potential benefactors/mentors?

In this reccesion, i dey carry my most valuable properties go toilet sef

Op....
What exactly are u asking for help for?
We should re-donate ur allowee for you?

jabolo:
@OP, Remember this ...

kill all sons of that child molester god of them aka religion of piss
https://www.nairaland.com/3740416/america-drops-worlds-largest-non#55544714

Nigerian youths seem to inhibit a spectacular brand of foolishness in these social media times. What bravado possessed you to Insult half your potential benefactors/mentors?

shai NAIRALANDER police! You been dey observe the guy before?

On this forum,people should always thread with caution

yanabasee:
Op....
What exactly are u asking for help for?
We should re-donate ur allowee for you?

nawao

jabolo:
@OP, Remember this ...

kill all sons of that child molester god of them aka religion of piss
https://www.nairaland.com/3740416/america-drops-worlds-largest-non#55544714

Nigerian youths seem to inhibit a spectacular brand of foolishness in these social media times. What bravado possessed you to Insult half your potential benefactors/mentors?

This is pure savage. It shows what's obvious though, most Muslims are very unforgiving.

you are a big fool and it's affecting your way of reasoning, someone complained of his stolen money not misplaced or misuse and instead of comforting him rather you are mocking him, you are fool at 80.

Is dis a new trend of begging abi scamming? Jus a few days a similar thread was opened where d guy told a similar tale... OP I put it to u dat u are a pathetic liar...

Sorry Bros. I had quite a similar experience too (twice infact) not too long ago, so I know how it feels. However I've been able to find out who did it and I'm currently setting up a trap to get him red handed, he knows I know but I don't have any damning, irrefutable evidence so far. My advice is even if youve got to keep you cash @ home, keep the bulk of it in some hard to reach/unthinkable place like in bathroom (wrapped up) or in the kitchen. Like That 19.8k now, you can keep 15 out of it in that hard to reach spot, while you keep 5k on you, when it's used up, you go back to the spot and cop another 5k, that is do not carry more than a week's worth of spending money on you. This will you keep you a bit safer unless you get burgled another the whole room is swept clean.
Now for the thief, go on piratebay and download: webcam surveryor or ispy, set it up and position your laptop in such a way that it shows your door to get him entering into the room unauthorized, use a black tape to block the led light indicating that the webcam is on, start recording and minimize the app. play music in the background to keep you alert as to the whereabouts of the laptop (i.e if he tries to shut it down and steal the laptop too). Be smart about it, just be within earshot of the music from the laptop.
Now for my case I found out that is was my adjacent neighbor and what he does is that when he sees me moving out to say the backyard or somewhere not distant enough for me to lock my door, he appear to knock (knowing I'm outside) and on getting no response open the door and has a field day for those few couple of mins.

And stop crying like a lil itchbay, tis part of the human experience, trust me something worse could've happened and by the way, you weren't 'robbed' just a case of burglary without the breaking aspect of the Breaking & Entering.
As for jabolo wey dey claim say na punishment from Allah be this go siddon, everyone is entitled to their opinion on whatever they want including your moon rune religion. Why don't you donate the money to your ummah and the mujahideen waging jihad in palestine (and in other *stans), no amount is too small to fund a Sugar-Stump remover rocket or some Pipe bomb IEDs against the kaffirs. Nonsense, wetin concern his personal beliefs with this incident (which seem to be vindicated everyday from Sweden and France and Germany with their Trucks of Peace to Britain with the Rape and Acid Attack gangs, these are countries that opened their borders wide to your ummah refugees on to be paid back in blood and sorrow. Why doesn't Saudi Arabia accept them, Kuwait nko? Qatar? These are all oil rich nations that could even set up a modest city for them the desert without breaking a sweat. Why are those A/C tents only used during Mecca empty and idle when they could house thousands of the ummah? Why must they travel to across the harsh seas to Europe when their brothers and sisters are just a Camel trail away? Keep your zakat to yourself and Ramadan, Salam walaikum.

Now more importantly if u can drop your mail or account no, I'll try waya something (not much sha o, I be student like you used to, some months back)

See you on the other side, if you know what I mean

Nbote:
Is dis a new trend of begging abi scamming? Jus a few days a similar thread was opened where d guy told a similar tale... OP I put it to u dat u are a pathetic liar...

my dear no need to lie. since yesterday I ve not been myself. just bear it in mind dat hoodlums always target corpers most especially the ones in the village. thanks for ur comment.

wasspord:
Sorry Bros. I had quite a similar experience too (twice infact) not too long ago, so I know how it feels. However I've been able to find out who did it and I'm currently setting up a trap to get him red handed, he knows I know but I don't have any damning, irrefutable evidence so far. My advice is even if youve got to keep you cash @ home, keep the bulk of it in some hard to reach/unthinkable place like in bathroom (wrapped up) or in the kitchen. Like That 19.8k now, you can keep 15 out of it in that hard to reach spot, while you keep 5k on you, when it's used up, you go back to the spot and cop another 5k, that is do not carry more than a week's worth of spending money on you. This will you keep you a bit safer unless you get burgled another the whole room is swept clean.
Now for the thief, go on piratebay and download: webcam surveryor or ispy, set it up and position your laptop in such a way that it shows your door to get him entering into the room unauthorized, use a black tape to block the led light indicating that the webcam is on, start recording and minimize the app. play music in the background to keep you alert as to the whereabouts of the laptop (i.e if he tries to shut it down and steal the laptop too). Be smart about it, just be within earshot of the music from the laptop.
Now for my case I found out that is was my adjacent neighbor and what he does is that when he sees me moving out to say the backyard or somewhere not distant enough for me to lock my door, he appear to knock (knowing I'm outside) and on getting no response open the door and has a field day for those few couple of mins.

And stop crying like a lil itchbay, tis part of the human experience, trust me something worse could've happened and by the way, you weren't 'robbed' just a case of burglary without the breaking aspect of the Breaking & Entering.
As for jabolo wey dey claim say na punishment from Allah be this go siddon, everyone is entitled to their opinion on whatever they want including your moon rune religion. Why don't you donate the money to your ummah and the mujahideen waging jihad in palestine (and in other *stans), no amount is too small to fund a Sugar-Stump remover rocket or some Pipe bomb IEDs against the kaffirs. Nonsense, wetin concern his personal beliefs with this incident (which seem to be vindicated everyday from Sweden and France and Germany with their Trucks of Peace to Britain with the Rape and Acid Attack gangs, these are countries that opened their borders wide to your ummah refugees on to be paid back in blood and sorrow. Why doesn't Saudi Arabia accept them, Kuwait nko? Qatar? These are all oil rich nations that could even set up a modest city for them the desert without breaking a sweat. Why are those A/C tents only used during Mecca empty and idle when they could house thousands of the ummah? Why must they travel to across the harsh seas to Europe when their brothers and sisters are just a Camel trail away? Keep your zakat to yourself and Ramadan, Salam walaikum.

Now more importantly if u can drop your mail or account no, I'll try waya something (not much sha o, I be student like you used to, some months back)

See you on the other side, if you know what I mean

ur email address is not correct.
6170634284 fidelity bank. God bless u

Story story.

Shiooor!

Forget that you have been robbed for a moment, how did you graduate from university with this type of English writing.

wasspord:

As for jabolo wey dey claim say na punishment from Allah be this go siddon, everyone is entitled to their opinion on whatever they want including your moon rune religion. Why don't you donate the money to your ummah and the mujahideen waging jihad in palestine (and in other *stans), no amount is too small to fund a Sugar-Stump remover rocket or some Pipe bomb IEDs against the kaffirs. Nonsense, wetin concern his personal beliefs with this incident (which seem to be vindicated everyday from Sweden and France and Germany with their Trucks of Peace to Britain with the Rape and Acid Attack gangs, these are countries that opened their borders wide to your ummah refugees on to be paid back in blood and sorrow. Why doesn't Saudi Arabia accept them, Kuwait nko? Qatar? These are all oil rich nations that could even set up a modest city for them the desert without breaking a sweat. Why are those A/C tents only used during Mecca empty and idle when they could house thousands of the ummah? Why must they travel to across the harsh seas to Europe when their brothers and sisters are just a Camel trail away? Keep your zakat to yourself and Ramadan, Salam walaikum.

Now more importantly if u can drop your mail or account no, I'll try waya something (not much sha o, I be student like you used to, some months back)

See you on the other side, if you know what I mean

Nah. Your sense of comprehension is abysmal. Where did you see anyone invoking 'Allah's punishment'?

If the guy wished to kill a few thousand 'terrorists' who claim to be inspired by one religion, I will support him even. Instead, he gets on his soapbox and wants all Muslims to be wiped out (including women and little kids). There are more deserving people for anyone's generosity than such a misguided, hate-filled youth.

All I can say is that, like him, you have chosen to be identified as a bigot. Your posts will always follow you on this forum. Some will be happy to identify with your happy-clappy muslim-hatiing group, and bring their business along. Many more will be turned off.

jabolo:



Nah.  Your sense of comprehension is abysmal.  Where did you see anyone invoking 'Allah's punishment'?

My reply was more about you dragging your moon rune religion into the OP. Someone made a post about losing his whole monthly allowance and the first you want to remind him of is his comments about Muslims/Islam? Your post insinuated some sorta resentment against his aversion to islam and its cohorts and maybe you got some smug petty retribution over the fact you could've lent a helping hand (like you did with the stranded Man with the little girl and wife - see, I can snoop around post histories, too) if only he didnt criticize the ummah. Moreover, the Quran clearly states that Zakat is not meant for Kafirs.
So Mr. US raised, UK trained Internet Jihadi Warrior defending the Ummah from hate speech and fighting bigotry against Islam and Islam alone, who goes about checking people's post histories (btw,it seems those set of skills you posses would be highly needed by  the U.S Customs and Border Protection Dept. under Pres. Trump's tenure though you'll probably have to be working behind enemy lines now,lol, so here you go: https://www.cbp.gov/careers/apply-now) then freely calls them idiots and whatever insult he can conjure for their aversion to Islam, i thought He-Who-Shall-Neither-Be-Named-nor-Drawn-or-else-You-Get-Shot-or-Worse 
,-Your-Head-Cut-Off (PBUH) case in point  Charlie Hebdo, said there shall be no compulsion to religion? 
And of course being the biggest hypocrite of them all you accuse them of bigotry while perpetrating yours right under their post(s).
If you wanted to get your point across you could've at least shown some empathy interlaced with the admonition; but no you had to rub it in now that you got the kind of opening you'd love to have, rub the salt into his wounds.kick him while he's down, after all the Quran says its okay it mock Kafirs (plus you could enslave them too, ain't that kool?)

Youre a huge hypocrite. That is why I lose all respect to people who throw around non-binary Politically Charged terms: Racism (Only matters if it's White on Black or 'brown' people), Bigotry (only matters when it's not in favour of Muslims), Sexism (only matters when it doesn't favour Women) etc. 
It's okay for you to post 'funny memes' about 'Men of God', it's okay to hastily generalize and call tens of millions of our youth ignorant (which you may be right) but its not okay for someone else to say the same about your moon rune thing, right? You are the moral arbiter of proper online etiquette. Well you're right, nobody would demand for your head for saying whatever you want about Jesus or 'God', I could probably make a post about how [I think] Jesus was gay and how the Last Supper was originally a drunken gay orgy and that, it was the real reason Jesus was killed, i could even say all these on a Good Friday on Live National TV or even Satellite TV  and still walk about freely doing my thing with little to no adjustment in my daily routines: no need for armed escorts or bomb proof cars, can you say the same about Islam, can you truly say so?
People have been beheaded on the streets for things way less trivial.
And yet you wonder why anyone would have a natural aversion for islam and its cohorts. Why they think each and everyone of you is a walking IED, Attack Truck? It could be some almajari pauper from  the streets of kafanchan or  some UK based Umar Faruq wannabe?Why you are the only ones singled out of a gazillion religions? why even the notoriously peaceful religion of buddhism people of Burma wants to extermnate their Muslim population? Why the Hindus of India won't hesitate to do the same to the Pakis (if not for the inherent MAD via nuclear warfare) who are just the same as them genetically? Why China is cracking down on their indigenous Muslims, forcing them to cut their beards and stuff like that? Or why Putin/Russia had too cook up the Apartment bombings and Theatre attack to come down hard on Chechyna? 
Or even the reason why Sikh men till today always carry a dagger about with them?
Ask you self why do all these people hate us? I'll give you a clue from. The current migration crisis. Google: 1400 Child rape Rotherham. Google Colonge new year eve sexualt assault, it goes on and on its the usual suspects. How many Kurdish rape gangs do you know about, what about the xtian or Buddhist version of ISIL, Boko Haram: The Amish, Rev King
It's like everywhere you look there's a reason to hate. 

If the guy wished to kill a few thousand 'terrorists' who claim to be inspired by one religion, I will support him even.  Instead, he gets on his soapbox and wants all Muslims to be wiped out (including women and little kids).  There are more deserving people for anyone's generosity than such a misguided, hate-filled youth.

Oh! The Horror! Oh! The Humanity! 
Well, you'll be glad to know that according to the International Standard of fundamental Islam as interpreted by ISIL (and translated by Boko Boys), the women and little kids would not be subjected to such. The males would be shot dead, probably in front of their wives daughters and sisters while the women would be sorted out according to age and sold into the sex slave market (with the youngest being the most valuable).  So I guess we reached a bargain, What a profitable day!
And by the way no other religion exports terror in the scale of Islam, mon ami. We can see their handiwork all across the globe.

All I can say is that, like him, you have chosen to be identified as a bigot.   Your posts will always follow you on this forum.  Some will be happy to identify with your happy-clappy muslim-hatiing group, and bring their business along.  Many more will be turned off.

Heil Pontus 'jabolo' Pilate, let the blood of those who have suffered from Bigotry against Islam by the Kaffirs be upon me while those Kaffirs who have suffered, still suffering not forgetting those have paid the ultimate price be upon yours. Make we see person wey go need cup wey big like GP tank, on this note.
Now, nobody hates muslims as humans, it's the ideology. Nobody wants to be bitten by a mad dog even if it's a cute little Pomeranian puppy. people hate mad dogs for being infected with rabies not because they are dogs. They hate its medieval, archaic ideology that should belong with the dark ages of Xtianity like the Inquistion, Protestant-Catholic skirmishes that happened hundreds of years ago, instead we now have ISIL, the Sunnis and Shi'ites and their local variants to deal with in the 21st Century, do we have do the whole people getting quartered and such for critique religion? 
Moreover, Hating on Islam seems to the latest fad in town right now, you should know better as it almost singlehandedly got UKIP their Brexit, Trump his Presidency, made Geert Wilders Party the 2nd largest in Netherlands' parliament (the got more seats than their elections), Keeping Victor Orban in power in Hungary and would've gotten Hoffer the Presidency (if not that the Muslim pop in Austria has not reached critical mass yet), Is hurting Merkel at the polls and would probably put Le Pen over the top (though I'm quite skeptical of this,due to France's coalition system) in the oncoming French elections (latest polls have her on par with Macron)

Holywizard:
ur email address is not correct.
6170634284 fidelity bank. God bless u

Ndukwe Wisdom

I am sure op will soon abandon this bank account and look for another. Since 2016, op has been getting money on this forum.