*Jokes for Matured people*
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Q : *Why Are Condoms Transparent?*
A : So That Sperms Can At Least Enjoy The Scene Even If Their Entry Is Restricted!

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Q : *What Is The New Aids Awareness Slogan?*
A : Try Different Positions With The Same Woman Instead Of Same Position With Different Women.

Q : *What Will Happen If Earth Rotates 30 Times Faster?*
A : Men Will Get Their Salary Everyday And Women Will Bleed To Death.

Q : *Why Do 90% Girls Have Left Boob Bigger Than Right?*
A : Because 90% Boys Are Right Handed.

Q : *What Is The Difference Between A Panty & A Stage Curtain?*
A : When You Pull Down The Stage Curtain, The Show Is Over, But When You Pull Down The Panty.. It Is Showtime!

Q : *What Does A Signboard Out Side A Prostitute?s House Say?*
A : Married Men Not Allowed Here. Because We Serve The Needy, Not The Greedy.

Q : *What Is The Similarity Between A Wife And A Chewing Gum?*
A : Both Are Sweet In The Beginning But Become Tasteless And Shapeless Later.

Q : *Why Is Sex Like Shaving?*
A : Well, Because No Matter How Well You Do It Today. Tomorrow You'll Have To Do It Again.

Q : *Why Can't Anybody Satisfy A Woman Completely?*
A : Because Nobody Has A Dick Made Of Gold, Decorated With Diamonds And Ejaculates Cash

Q : *Why Did Newton Commit Suicide?*
A : Because He Saw A Complete Naked Girl, And Observed Something Going Up In His Pant, Against His Own Laws Of Motion

Q : *Why Do Men Wear Underwear?*
A : As Per Military Rules, All Types Of Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Time

Q : *Why Are Vegetarian Women Silent During Sex?*
A : They Are In State Of Shock That A Piece Of Meat Can Give So Much Pleasure?

Q : *Why Do Women Wear Panty?*
A : Because State Law Says All Man-Holes Must Be Covered When Not In Use.

ItzWonderz:
*Jokes for Matured people*
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Q : *Why Are Condoms Transparent?*
A : So That Sperms Can At Least Enjoy The Scene Even If Their Entry Is Restricted!

...
Q : *What Is The New Aids Awareness Slogan?*
A : Try Different Positions With The Same Woman Instead Of Same Position With Different Women.

Q : *What Will Happen If Earth Rotates 30 Times Faster?*
A : Men Will Get Their Salary Everyday And Women Will Bleed To Death.

Q : *Why Do 90% Girls Have Left Boob Bigger Than Right?*
A : Because 90% Boys Are Right Handed.

Q : *What Is The Difference Between A Panty & A Stage Curtain?*
A : When You Pull Down The Stage Curtain, The Show Is Over, But When You Pull Down The Panty.. It Is Showtime!

Q : *What Does A Signboard Out Side A Prostitute?s House Say?*
A : Married Men Not Allowed Here. Because We Serve The Needy, Not The Greedy.

Q : *What Is The Similarity Between A Wife And A Chewing Gum?*
A : Both Are Sweet In The Beginning But Become Tasteless And Shapeless Later.

Q : *Why Is Sex Like Shaving?*
A : Well, Because No Matter How Well You Do It Today. Tomorrow You'll Have To Do It Again.

Q : *Why Can't Anybody Satisfy A Woman Completely?*
A : Because Nobody Has A Dick Made Of Gold, Decorated With Diamonds And Ejaculates Cash

Q : *Why Did Newton Commit Suicide?*
A : Because He Saw A Complete Naked Girl, And Observed Something Going Up In His Pant, Against His Own Laws Of Motion

Q : *Why Do Men Wear Underwear?*
A : As Per Military Rules, All Types Of Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Time

Q : *Why Are Vegetarian Women Silent During Sex?*
A : They Are In State Of Shock That A Piece Of Meat Can Give So Much Pleasure?

Q : *Why Do Women Wear Panty?*
A : Because State Law Says All Man-Holes Must Be Covered When Not In Use.

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