Both of you are calamity we will avoid come 2019 and 2020.

anyebedgreat:
Still better than PDP that were united in their mission to loot Nigeria dry and oppress the masses.

97.8%Apc members were Pdp check google.

When you are dating a "God fearing educated & civilized Lady who has class & ambition" you will get texts massage like these:-

6:00am.
Good Morning my dear. Hope you had a wonderful night. How are you today? Wake up' say ur prayers & get ready 4 work. Don't 4get to apply 4that vacancy I showed you yesterday..I Love u muaaah..!!!

2:00pm -
Yes darling. hope you have taken your lunch? am
heading out 4 lunch' now. Talk later. Take care of yourself. Love u:-

6pm
Hello Besty ' I'm at Crunchies Fast food now' what should I buy 4 u?!!

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But when you are dating any of this "Slay Queen ,Bae or Pepper Dem Gang" whose asset is her looks as well as crazy with fashion u will get texts like these:-

6:00am
Hello Boo! How far naa! Was Fun yesterday at d club. Hope u are not still having d hang over. Lol PLS remember to send me Credit. See u later.

12:00pm
I'm broke! Can u just help me out with some money if u can. I want to change my wardrobe. Muah!

6:00pm
Hi Boo' looks like u ve forgotten d shoes u
promised me.

Anyways' I'm at d shop where they sell Human hair & Clothes. Just eyeing this beautiful make - up kit. U will like it! Muah!

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But when u don't date at all u get texts like:-

Airtel:-
Enjoy 6 times d value of every recharge on d Airtel network when u recharge with * 555*PIN#.

MTN:-
Dear customer' do u know that u can get 4times of what you recharge on ur phone? Simply dial * 888*pin# the service cost is free!!!#TGIF

55846:-
Your number is among the people selected to win 20million naira.... Call Mr SOLOMON on 08036161....... to claim ur prize.....

Good day My people have a lovely Week Ahead.....

ObikeNkem:
We Igbos support Senator Dino Melaye. How I wish Dino Melaye can rule we Igbos in Igboland the same way he is effectively representing Kogi west Senatorial District because Kogi is more developed than the entrie Igboland and Dino Melaye is greater than all Igbo men both dead and alive.

Dino Melaye is greater than ojukwu.
Dino Melaye is greater than nnamdi azikiwe.
Dino Melaye is greater than chinua achebe
Dino Melaye is greater than nnamdi kanu

We yorubas are in support of Dino, we have all agreed to make him the leader of the new oduduwa kingdom.
Dino isgreater than any yoruba dead or alive.our Dino we love you,all yorubas love you
Dino is greater than wole soyinka
Dino is greater than fela kuti
Dino is greater than tinubu
Dino os greater than fashola
Dino is greater than osinbanjo
Dino is greater than awolowo
Dino is greater than the adelekes
Dino is greater than teslim balogun
Dino is grater than gani fawhenmi
We love u our dino

adorablepepple:
wailerDino wanted attention and he got it. Is it not his mate that got killed yesterday..... if they really wanted him dead, he would have died tehteh

funny u