A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken back because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.

r231:

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken back because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.

Lmaooo

Very funny

funny one.

lol olodo teacher. . .should have played the games.

r231:

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken back because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.

ROFL

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

Chineke! If na me be the man eh, I for just dissappear into the ground, fast, fast. _{The shame is too much.}

lol very funny

the man must have been cheating his poor wife

silly teacher n dumb man

silly teacher?

Abi nao

LMAO!!!!

mother of my kids

where is ya womb? inside ya brain? I was referring to Abbey jor

Nice one poster

Very funny you try

dani1luv:

so na the reason you change ya siggy to He's Abbey

you no fit see road for afternoon, affin.

Ben-10:

you no fit see road for afternoon, affin.

so na road I go take read ur siggy

Dani, why u dey vex. . .na you be the school teacher abi the craze man?

r231:

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken back because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.

dani1luv:

so na the reason you change ya siggy to He's Abbey

Olodo c ya life out side

Laff wan kill me

Teeco:

Laff wan kill me

die plz. i'll arrange Aso-ebi. abi Ben u no go buy?

Abbey_city:

die plz. i'll arrange Aso-ebi. abi Ben u no go buy?

NawaOOO

Ben-10:

mother of my kids

Ben-10:

where is ya womb? inside ya brain? I was referring to Abbey jor

but i wasn't a teacher nw.

ok

Teeco:

NawaOOO

lol y are u shocked?   is my plan nt kind enough?  

Abbey_city:

lol y are u shocked?   is my plan nt kind enough?  

Nice Plan but same to you