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| The New Pastor: by greateliso(m): 12:49am On Jan 05, 2010 |
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it and stuck it in the door. When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, 'Genesis 3:10.' Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins 'Behold, I stand at the door and knock.' Genesis 3:10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.' |
| Re: The New Pastor: by krama(m): 10:06am On Jan 05, 2010 |
Oh my!!!  |
| Re: The New Pastor: by clemcykul(f): 1:18pm On Jan 05, 2010 |
wat about u? |
| Re: The New Pastor: by bandely(m): 4:42pm On Jan 05, 2010 |
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| Re: The New Pastor: by clemcykul(f): 10:17am On Jan 06, 2010 |
old but funny, i enjoyed the joke |
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