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Categories Of People In Secondary School by iceboy4752(m): 9:27am On Apr 26, 2017
1. The Thief: These group of people are responsible for almost everything that goes missing in the class. Their time of 'operation' is usually during break time. Sometimes, such people are so difficult to discover that you'll think a ghost is haunting the class.

2. The shy type: By only telling someone from this group a 'hi' can make that person loose balance or focus on what they are doing. If they stand before the class to say something, sweat of nervousness will soak them.

3. The Three Best Friends: They are always together. These three best friends are usually mischievous ones. If one of them is absent, it is easy to know.

4. The Backseat Guys with Jokes: These ones are sometimes like the heart of a class. They say funny things that enlightens almost everyone's mood. Insulting someone from this group can make them gang up and turn you to a mocking stuff.

5. The Smart type: These are the intelligent ones of the class. They love reading as if their lives depends on it.

6. The Gossip squad: They are the ones who always gossip about people's lives and things that concerns them not. It is through them you'll know that David is wooing Amina or that the Maths teacher ate garri and okro before coming to school.

7. Secret Agent: Though they sometimes mingle with those from the gossip squad but they aren't really like them. These kind of people know almost everyone's secrets in the classroom like their brains are meant for storing secrets.

8. The late comer: These ones sometimes come to class during the second period of a day with silly excuses like: "I was not aware that it was morning already!" They comot your eye?

9. The Nymphets: These kind of girls are damn sexy. Almost all the guys love them because of their 'back' or 'front.' Sometimes even the male teachers develop interest in them. Some naughty boys may look at them and shoot a HD romantic scene with them through imagination.

10. The Guy who doesn't want anything to do with Girls: These guys are misogynistic in nature. They don't just seem to like anything about girls.

10. The Malam/Pastor: These ones are so religious. They love sharing their beliefs without fear or shame. Some of them can be very evil hypocritical by contradicting what their religion teaches. That's why they are often known as 'holy holy.' Though not all are like that.

11. The Copy Machine boy/girl: These ones are like robots designed to follow the movement of your pen. When you add a comma they will also add. Whatever you cancel is what they cancel and whatever you get in a test may be their score also.

12. The talkative: They are the parrots of the class. When you start hearing random noise from the class, you must hear one out of three amongst them. These people can also give you a headache with unnecessary tales. For example someone from this group can disturb you for hours about his/her grandmother in the village.

13. The Bully One: These are the kind of people everyone in a class is afraid of. They can sometimes easily get irritated and be violent at someone. Such persons are usually the strongest in the class that no one dares try to fight or offend. Some are also muscular in nature.

14. The lover boy: Lover boys are usually seen as romantic by many girls. They are capable of 'toasting' a girl with sweet talks under 15 minutes. They've also dated most of the top girls in the class.

15. The pretty Girl: These kind of girls are usually single in a class. They are the most prettiest girls in the class that every guy has an eye on. Other girls may be pretty but not equal to them. Some girls usually envy them and react to them with hostility. Such girls are usually ugly.

16. The Notice Me: Every action of theirs is intended to please people. They come to class sometimes with expensive or rare things. Girls usually fall into this category. Some of them might spray a perfume that is so seductive to entice the most holiest minds.

17. Slow Poisons: They are innocent looking by facial judgment but their inner self contradicts that. These people are usually heinous and evil. They can slowly collapse a building in a twinkle of an eye.

18. The Salty One: They are always in trouble. It seems as if they are doomed with bad luck. Other students may commit an offence without any teacher's notice but they get caught immediately when they try to do same.

19. The Neat Ones: Such students are damn neat. They come to school neatly and go home neatly. If you mistakenly step on them, they'll be angry as if they want to beat you. Such people can play football and you won't even find any stain in then.

20: Igbo men: Their stinginess just has no limit! Someone here can use a particular Biro for a full term even though they need to change it. They see spending as a burden. If you beg them for money or food, it's like you are speaking to a stone. It you are not a serious type, it can also be frustrating when you are seated with someone of this category in a test or you are both in the same exam hall.

21: Extroverts: They are full of life always participating in almost any activity in the school whether good or bad. They can also be 'oversabi' people.

22. Quiet Ones: Most of them are very intelligent. They prove the proverb right which says:
"The silent ones are always the best."

23: Formi Formi: Ever annoying are they. A 'formi formi' person is usually from a rich background. They love receiving praised for their possessions. They also treat others inferiorly. Someone here can come to class with an iPhone 7 belonging to his dad just to show it off and claim it belongs to his.

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Re: Categories Of People In Secondary School by AlamienDagash(m): 4:53pm On Apr 26, 2017
cheesy cheesy cheesy naso oo we are among the lover boyz buh take part time in The Three Best dudes.
Re: Categories Of People In Secondary School by iceboy4752(m): 7:58pm On May 02, 2017
AlamienDagash:
cheesy cheesy cheesy
naso oo
we are among the lover boyz buh take part time in The Three Best dudes.
Lol. Only you one pack two. You also sound like an introvert.

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Re: Categories Of People In Secondary School by AlamienDagash(m): 11:46pm On May 02, 2017
iceboy4752:
Lol. Only you one pack two. You also sound like an introvert.
Lol me introvert?

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