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NCG Chronicles Of Jokes(akpors) by Wizmike111(m): 12:47am On Apr 27, 2017
In Akpors’ class, the English teacher made a sentence:
TEACHER: ‘Obi is a boy, isn’t he?’ Who can make this kind sentence for me?
The Teacher turned to Akpors, If I say “John is going to the market” How can you complete this phrase?
AKPORS: Let Him Go
In Akpors’ class the next day, the teacher asked
TEACHER: Who can change this statement without changing the meaning. “OJO is going to plug the mango”.
Akpors stood up and said.
AKPORS: Mango, Ojo is coming for you.

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TEACHER: One plus three is what?
CLASS: Fourteen!
TEACHER: Good. Abuja is the capital of which country?
CLASS: China!
TEACHER: Excellent! This is how I am going to be teaching till the government increase my salary.


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-Two Great Liars-
Akpors and his friend Ochuko were arguing whose father was the strongest.
OCHUKO: Do u know River Niger? It was my father that dug it.
AKPORS: Your own na small thing.Do u know the Dead Sea? It was my father that killed it.
AKPORS: Sir,would you punish someone for what he didn’t do?
TEACHER: No,why do you ask?
AKPORS: I didn’t do my assighnment!
Hope you enjoyed them, expect more.


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