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| The Kind Of Utopia And Paradise That Exist Only In Spam Folders by jiorhemen(m): 9:39am On Apr 29, 2017 |
Sometimes when I'm bored, I open my email spam folder and I find the following: About 10 of the world's biggest banks want to give me easy loans without collateral I have won $1000,000 and £2000,000 for unknown reasons. I have won visa lottery to New Zealand, America, Serbia, and Montenegro all at the same time. About 5 Fortune 500 companies want to employ me with a 6 figure monthly salary, an executive car, and a large house in the choicest location in America. Messages from the most beautiful girls in Australia who are earnestly waiting for me to come and marry and live with them while they feed me, clothe me, and pay my bills, even though they have never met me before. That I have won scholarship to 5 Ivy League Universities to study Nuclear Physics, Astronomy, Biochemistry, Dentistry, and Aerospace Engineering. The scholarship includes free accommodation, free food, etc. That if I subscribe to Dr Xanana Gusmoa's news letter, he will send me his newly discovered medicine that cures AIDS without charging me a dime (did I tell you I have AIDS?) That the University of Casablanca has given a doctorate degree in paleontology to me, a Nigerian primary school dropout. An Arabian prince who just died, willed his $20,000,000,000 fortune to me and no one in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia must touch the money, and the whole Saudi nation is waiting for me to come and claim the wealth What else can one ask for...? 3 Likes |
| Re: The Kind Of Utopia And Paradise That Exist Only In Spam Folders by RealLordZeus(m): 10:12am On Apr 29, 2017 |
That's my ppl work   |
| Re: The Kind Of Utopia And Paradise That Exist Only In Spam Folders by delishpot: 10:13am On Apr 29, 2017 |
No be small thing |
| Re: The Kind Of Utopia And Paradise That Exist Only In Spam Folders by eddy1977(m): 2:02am On Apr 30, 2017 |
Doctorate degree from casablanca university in paleontology |
| Re: The Kind Of Utopia And Paradise That Exist Only In Spam Folders by ymdo(m): 9:35pm On May 07, 2017 |
Mine is always about Viagra 1 Like |
| Re: The Kind Of Utopia And Paradise That Exist Only In Spam Folders by Ifeanyi4491(m): 10:51pm On May 07, 2017 |
this is d guy incharge of my spam folder Seyi Adeleke |
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