Let's take a minute to imagine how the characters of some Premier league clubs would be if they were girls.

Chelsea- She's going to be a high class girl probably living in an expensive area like Asokoro. She's a big girl riding a luxury car so let's call her an achiever. Although, once in a while she throws caution into the wind and allows some big boys (like man utd) to date her.

Liverpool- She's rich all right, she's talented and wears expensive make-up. She's really hard to get but when everyone is not watching she slides her panties down for few boys in the area that knows her code.

Tottenham- Oh! This is sort of babe that I like. She's a no nonsense girl, readily shunning any small boy that tries to woo her. She's so pompous she wouldn't blink twice at any guy that doesn't meet her specification. Though we heard she has a crush on Chelsea and once on Man utd. Hmmm

Man City- Now this babe is rich, classy, and any guy would easily sense the aura surrounding her. Though it's true that her dad is rich and spends a lot on her, she's a daddy's girl. She's not hard to get as long as you are rich and if you're a small boy just comport yourself in a manner that will exude some manner of opulence if you wanna totori her.

Man utd- This is the richest girl in the area. Her lineage has never been poor and better still she's self made. She was once the cynosure of all eyes until she lost her dad and ever since she hasn't totally overcome the sad emotions that ensued. She has lost some of her dignity but not her self respect. Therefore she allows boys to romance her and when those panties are about to slide down she DRAWS them up.

Arsenal- This babe is rich all right, she's even the most beautiful of all the ladies earlier mentioned. But her major flaw is that she's easily wooed. Just a few change and sweet words is all it takes to totori her. She's someone people nowadays would call "olosho". All and sundry are allowed to take her piece out of her cake. Recently, her father's indiscipline of her has been called into question.
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lol funny post. Arsenal don get AIDS thanks to her father.

Very funny post.

Op. Just add pics of girls wearing the club jerseys.

true ....Liverpool and arsenal are on point....lol

op you funny die.

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Let's take a minute to imagine how the characters of some Premier league clubs would be if they were girls.

Chelsea- She's going to be a high class girl probably living in an expensive area like Asokoro. She's a big girl riding a luxury car so let's call her an achiever. Although, once in a while she throws caution into the wind and allows some big boys (like man utd) to date her.

Liverpool- She's rich all right, she's talented and wears expensive make-up. She's really hard to get but when everyone is not watching she slides her panties down for few boys in the area that knows her code.

Tottenham- Oh! This is sort of babe that I like. She's a no nonsense girl, readily shunning any small boy that tries to woo her. She's so pompous she wouldn't blink twice at any guy that doesn't meet her specification. Though we heard she has a crush on Chelsea and once on Man utd. Hmmm

Man City- Now this babe is rich, classy, and any guy would easily sense the aura surrounding her. Though it's true that her dad is rich and spends a lot on her, she's a daddy's girl. She's not hard to get as long as you are rich and if you're a small boy just comport yourself in a manner that will exude some manner of opulence if you wanna totori her.

Man utd- This is the richest girl in the area. Her lineage has never been poor and better still she's self made. She was once the cynosure of all eyes until she lost her dad and ever since she hasn't totally overcome the sad emotions that ensued. She has lost some of her dignity but not her self respect. Therefore she allows boys to romance her and when those panties are about to slide down she DRAWS them up.

Arsenal- This babe is rich all right, she's even the most beautiful of all the ladies earlier mentioned. But her major flaw is that she's easily wooed. Just a few change and sweet words is all it takes to totori her. She's someone people nowadays would call "olosho". All and sundry are allowed to take her piece out of her cake. Recently, her father's indiscipline of her has been called into question.

let say arsenal is like your mother.

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