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| ....strictly 18+, And If You Have A Bad Heart Do Not Read. by isnovic(m): 5:54pm On May 08, 2017 |
A Nigerian mother was lucky enough to see her 3 daughters get married the same year, so she called them after the wedding and told them "Dont forget to text me your first night experience and text it in code" So....... after a week, the 1st daughter texted "NESCAFE" and the next week the 2nd daughter text "MARLBORO" the mother being an intelligent woman went to get a Nescafe tin and read the label "fantastic till the last drop" went to her husband's pack of MARLBORO cigarette and read "Extra long, king size" she smiled and said "not bad for their ages". After the next week, the 3rd daughter texted "ARIK LAGOS ABUJA", the mother then called ARIK airways helpdesk to enquire about their LAGOS ABUJA flight and they replied "it's 5times daily, 7days a week, both ways and the flight duration is 75mins". Mother fainted |
| Re: ....strictly 18+, And If You Have A Bad Heart Do Not Read. by femolacqua(m): 5:59pm On May 08, 2017 |
Whoa |
| Re: ....strictly 18+, And If You Have A Bad Heart Do Not Read. by Arsenalholic1: 6:02pm On May 08, 2017 |
Lmao... The guy son murder her pickin. So tey she no fit message till 3rd week
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| Re: ....strictly 18+, And If You Have A Bad Heart Do Not Read. by daududaniel(m): 6:02pm On May 08, 2017 |
Lol |
| Re: ....strictly 18+, And If You Have A Bad Heart Do Not Read. by isnovic(m): 6:07pm On May 08, 2017 |
how about both ways The guy was doing both doors.....   |
| Re: ....strictly 18+, And If You Have A Bad Heart Do Not Read. by Nobody: 6:10pm On May 08, 2017 |
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