A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have
>> > dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl
>> > announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out
>> > and make love for the first time .
>> > The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
>> > before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
>> > some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the
>> > pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything
>> > there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist
>> > asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or
>> > family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
>> > thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That
>> > night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his
>> > girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents,
>> > come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where
>> > the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and
>> > bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
>> > with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the
>> > boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
>> > girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you
>> > were this religious."
>> > The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea
>> > your father was a pharmacist."

^{ave been posted b4 though}

u try. . .keep 'em coming