Top 10 reasons a gun is favored over a woman

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
# 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
# 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
# 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
# 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
# 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
# 4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
# 3. A gun doesn't ask , 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'
# 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman,
# 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

Hmmmmmmmm

Bt can u screw gun? Dat is a zillion way beta dan gun dummy

^^ hahaha

@poster, so u prefer having cold metal in ur bed to real flesh & Blood??