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This Hardship No Be Joke O! by chakula: 8:08pm On May 18, 2017 |
See a recent application letter from a friend.. No.3 ekpetu street P.o.Box 172, Ijola,Lagos, Nigeria. 9th may,2017. Dear Sir, APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT I refer to the recent death of the accountant at your office and hereby apply for the job as a replacement of the dead accountant. Each time I apply for employment, I get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case, I have caught you red handed and you have no excuse because while I was in my hometown for holidays I heard the good news about his death so i quickly rushed back to attend the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead before applying. Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his obituary as proof of vacancy. You can't lie to me this time. GIVE ME THE JOB. Thank you, Yours faithfully, Chukwuebuka |
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