Speed bumps,speed humps and speed tables are among many types of “traffic calming” measures used to slow or reduce traffic in order to enhance safety for pedestrians and motorists.
Speed bumps are applications, usually asphalt, that are from two to six inches high and one to three feet from front to back.

Speed humps are usually less than four inches high but 10 to 12 feet from front to back.

A third version of this type of traffic calming measure is known as a speed table, which is about the same height as a speed hump but considerably longer to accommodate a long flat surface and sloping ramps from street level to the table.

diportivo:
nice one op

in naija,add the following...

police

these ones are usually stationed few kilometres apart especially when the dpo/area commander is hungry.


FRSC

federal road these ones hold it down..carry load and u r in for a long lecture on how you have overloaded your car....load ranges from heavy duties like sand,gravel etc to lay lowers like mattress and bread


revenue collectors

these ones,apart from being speed humps by their actions, they also have spikes for physical speed limiting

for whatever category of vehicle u av,there's a corresponding spike for your tyres


armed robbers

these ones Ehn

diportivo:
nice one op

in naija,add the following...

police

these ones are usually stationed few kilometres apart especially when the dpo/area commander is hungry.


FRSC

federal road these ones hold it down..carry load and u r in for a long lecture on how you have overloaded your car....load ranges from heavy duties like sand,gravel etc to lay lowers like mattress and bread


revenue collectors

these ones,apart from being speed humps by their actions, they also have spikes for physical speed limiting

for whatever category of vehicle u av,there's a corresponding spike for your tyres


armed robbers

these ones Ehn

adaksbullet:
While we I wait on speed bomb when am use land cruser

These ur tread his only apply too small small carses

Alitair:
What about the major one on all naija roads... Potholes and bad roads?

PearlStreet:


This your speech bomb can slow down traffic on nairaland.

adaksbullet:
While we I wait on speed bomb when am use land cruser


These ur tread his only apply too small small carses

SarahBonetta:
The ones in my area are speed mountains. They are so high that when you ride a bike it becomes a nightmare. Your _boobs bounce like table tennis and you have to support them with each bounce so that your bra straps don't snap. Mine snapped once and then I had to go home with one _breast facing heaven, the other facing earth at angle 160.

SarahBonetta:
The ones in my area are speed mountains. They are so high that when you ride a bike it becomes a nightmare. Your _boobs bounce like table tennis and you have to support them with each bounce so that your bra straps don't snap. Mine snapped once and then I had to go home with one _breast facing heaven, the other facing earth at angle 160.

IdeyVex1:


@SarahBonetta: after reading your post, I had to check out your profile to see the size of ya boobs. unfortunately, there is no pic to support your assertion so I do not know if you have boobs that will make a bra strap to snap. And boobs facing earth at angle 160? That boob needs a lift!

SarahBonetta:
The ones in my area are speed mountains. They are so high that when you ride a bike it becomes a nightmare. Your _boobs bounce like table tennis and you have to support them with each bounce so that your bra straps don't snap. Mine snapped once and then I had to go home with one _breast facing heaven, the other facing earth at angle 160.

IdeyVex1:


@SarahBonetta: after reading your post, I had to check out your profile to see the size of ya boobs. unfortunately, there is no pic to support your assertion so I do not know if you have boobs that will make a bra strap to snap. And boobs facing earth at angle 160? That boob needs a lift!