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Raffle Ticket by koldfaya(m): 2:48pm On Jan 30, 2007 |
One day, a woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she's wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife, "Where did you get that necklace?" She replies, "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start supper." The next day, the woman arrives home from work wearing a diamond bracelet. Her husband asks, "Where did you get the bracelet?" She replies, "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start supper." The next day, her husband notices she arrives home from work wearing a mink coat. He says, "I suppose you won that in a raffle at work?" She replies, "Yeah, I did! How did you guess? Go get my bath ready while I start supper." After supper, she goes to take her bath and she notices there is only one inch of water in the tub. She yells to her husband, "Hey, there's only an inch of water in the tub!" "Yes," the husband replies. "I didn't want you to get your raffle ticket wet." |
Re: Raffle Ticket by Maneater1(f): 11:46am On Jan 31, 2007 |
and what is her raffle ticket?? its down south. |
Re: Raffle Ticket by koldfaya(m): 4:45pm On Jan 31, 2007 |
u got d bull's eye |
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