Conversation between a policeman and Driver this morning
Driver: good morning Officer
Police 1: pack your bus by the corner
Driver: Officer na your boy o
Police 1: O boy do as you're told!!
(driver pulls over)
Police 2:come down show me your particulars
Conductor: stay where you are, don't show him any paper.....does anyone have #100 in this bus??
passenger: conductor take (hands him the #100 note)
Conductor: (comes down, goes behind the bus and hands him over the note, comes into the bus) oya oga make we dey go.
Driver: (drives out) this pipu no get conscience
Me: This people no longer care about their reputation.