Please don't stone me o, I stole it from somewhere!!!
This cracked me up.
The person who came up with the name
# YorubaDemons for yoruba boys did a lot of research before coming to that conclusion.
Yoruba boys can lie ....
And cheat .
Most fuckboys are yoruba boys. Take it or leave it.
If you are dating a yoruba boy, chances are you are his jollof rice girlfriend.
They have ewa agoyin girlfriend.
Fried rice girlfriend.
They also have weekend girlfriend. You know that mumu girl that would go to his house on friday and clean up the mess he made all week with another girl? These set of foolish girls dont clean up their father's compound oh.
Then they also have party girlfriend A.K.A Miss Contour.
This particular girl is a natural slayer. I mean she looks good even in rags. Usually light skinned either by bleaching, toning or 'nashural color coming out at the age of 25'.
She is also a make up artist and can contour your future away. So anytime he has a party to attend with his friends or co-workers, he calls on 'party gehfrend'. At the back of her mind, 'all his friends know me So I am the one'.
But you see, most times, his friends prefers 'jollof gehfrend'.
This particular girl can cook a storm. She is usually humble. From a poor background. Struggling on her own and a good girl in general. His friends like her because she cooks well and calls them 'sir'. They have advised him severally to marry her and leave Miss Contour alone.
But you see, a demon would always be a demon.
Jollofgehfrend is not good enough for him.
She is black. She doesnt even know how to draw her brows . She has no fake accent like Miss contour.
How can he take her out to official events and parties?
So he would decide to keep eating her jollof rice. He sometimes treats her like trash. Gives her 10k every 6 months. Jollof gehfrend doesnt mind. She is grateful. She doesnt expect him to take care of her bills.
When Iphone7 came out, he bought it for Miss contour.
He has only been dating Miss contour for only 6months oh.
But he loves the way people look at him when he is with her . like 'how the hell did he land this gorgeous damsel'?
Even his coworkers tease him and ask him how he takes care of Miss contour with his salary.
So when it was time to get married, he left jollof gehfrend who he has been dating for 5 years and married Miss contour whom he met 6 months ago.
Jollof gehfrend is heart broken.
She has sworn not to cook jollof rice for anyman again .
So she decided to 'tone up' her skin too. She went to a make up school. Became a professional make up artist.
Now she is the new Miss.Contour.
She meets another demon and gets married in 6 months .
And that was how Lagos girls became light skinned.
It's all the fault of Yoruba demons
cc lalasticlala

owk noted. so how is yoruba demons made?