You might probably have been looking for the worst player to ever play football, or tried listing a couple of players who were not made for football. You could list a few of them and wonder how some of them managed to get into big teams, but none of them can beat “The Farce Footballer”.

Carlos Henrique Raposo (born 2 April 1963), commonly known as Carlos Kaiser, is a Brazilian former footballer who played (and trained) as a striker (and a conman) during the 1970s across the 80s and early 90s, He was signed to play for many teams in his decade-long career, but never actually played a regulation game and hid his limited ability with phony injuries, frequent team changes and other ruses.

The striker can be termed as a footballing fraud as he managed to get signed for teams across South America and in Europe without any positive input. His style was to feign injuries to avoid match day selections and due to the lack of advanced technologies, he got away with most of his scams.

Amongst his trick was being friends with journalists so that they would write fake news about him. In one newspaper article, it was reported that he had such a great time at Puebla (one of the clubs he played for) that he was even invited to become a Mexican citizen to play for the national team. He later returned to Brazil and started a career as a farce footballer since he “wanted to be a footballer, but did not want to play football”.
When he returned to Brazil he became friends of many footballers such as Carlos Alberto Torres, Ricardo Rocha and Renato Gaúcho so that he could have a big network to be recommended whenever he needed a new club.

He also used toy mobile phones, unpopular and expensive at the time, to create fake conversations in foreign languages or about rejecting transfer offers to create an image of a valuable player to the clubs. He also always preferred signing short time contracts so that he won’t be caught, while he would only train with the team and feign injuries so as to miss match days.

culled: www.palmchatnow.com

O boi

Yahoo footballer!

Na Yakubu Aiyegbeni I talk say he no good but this guy worst.
Lazybone

OVA200:
Na Yakubu Aiyegbeni I talk say he no good but this guy worst.

Lazybone

remember that YAKUBU goal which he 'YAKUBUED'

saydfact:


remember that YAKUBU goal which he 'YAKUBUED'

Lol @ YAKUBUED My brother that memory is always fresh in my brain

Another MARADONA
looks like him

OVA200:
Na Yakubu Aiyegbeni I talk say he no good but this guy worst.

Lazybone

Yakubu that scored close to 100 goals in the epl na him you dey take mouth spoil like this

mummyson26:

Yakubu that scored close to 100 goals in the epl na him you dey take mouth spoil like this

Close to 100 goals in how many appearances?

na That big miss matter pass - lol

It seems in the 60's and 80's people were still honest or just plain dumb. .

For 24 years fa?

It seems in the 60's and 80's people were still honest or just plain dumb. . grin

For 24 years fa? shocked

perhaps both.. lol

EVILFORESTT:
Another MARADONA
looks like him

YEAH - resembles maradona

So bad

more than BAD..