Bed time story im going to tell my grand children 30 years from now

Once upon a time, there was this ruthless king in Spain. He goes by the name of Ronaldo. So ruthless that their rival kingdom Barcelona are scared of him. He made their three headed MSN dragon his pet. He conquers the biggest to the smallest kingdom!

One day, his general Zidane told him to take a rest and save his energy for bigger kingdoms. He trusted general zidane so he obliged!

One day, a bigger threat from kingdom Juventus arrived! Lord buffon just chopped the MSN dragon heads from the Barcelona kingdom. Everybody was saying that kingdom Juventus cannot be beaten! Those from Barcelona kingdom started joining the Juventus kingdom. King Ronaldo knew that they were cowards!

The final day arrived. King Ronaldo took general Zidane and his men and face the great Juventus king with Lord Buffon. Lord Buffon never took any damage from any other kingdom before but they never meet a king like Ronaldo before. 2 blows from the king himself and two from his men defeated Lord Buffon with no sweat. King Ronaldo and Real madrid kingdom celebrated their victory after slaying Lord Simone from Altetico Madrid kingdom. First time in the history that King ronaldo and Real madrid won back to back!

The end